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Self-Pityorama, Part Five: They Came For The CDs & Stayed For The Laptop
R. Alex Whitlock
My friend Brian said that, in my shoes, he'd have gone apeshit.
Kevin says that he'd be out for blood. Surprisingly, I'm not as angry as I would have been. I'm not even as angry as I was prior to realizing that the laptop was among the stolen goods.
What really pissed me off was the realization the CDs were gone. Not just that I lost 20 or so original CDs (as opposed to burned), but that four of them were
signed by Mark David Manders while we were both in a drunken stupor. It's a memory I'm never going to forget, but the beer-soaked CD that Manders didn't want to sign to begin with and the other three. that pissed me off.
But when I realized that the laptop was gone, I realized the depth of what had happened... and it's too big to get angry about, really. Or maybe the shock of having the shell out $2,000 to replace the bare minimum of what was taken hasn't sunk in yet. But really, what can ya do? Be thankful my new digital camera wasn't in the car, I suppose.
Of course, a question I'm being asked is whether or not I've "learned my lesson" in regards to leaving things in the car. Really, though, the big things were only there because of an avalanche of circumstances. It's the second time my CDs have been taken, though. My friend Jay suggests I stop keeping my CDs in there. Truthfully, without the CDs and CD player, they never would have broken into the car to begin with. The laptop was in what looks like a simple knapsack, so there's no way they saw it. Chances are they saw the portable CD player, the CD binder (but not the original presses, which were covered), and the tons of covered stuff and figured there was stuff in there worth having.
But I think about taking the CDs with me when I leave the car, and I'm just reluctant to. For the same reason I'm not as angry as I could be, I think. At the end of the day, it's just stuff. A lot of stuff and stuff that costs money, but I bought that stuff for a reason. Okay, two reasons and the second being so I could have it and some asshole with a cocaine fix won't pawn it, but the main reason is that I want to use it. I don't want to spend all my time looking after it and given my propensity to lose things, that's what I'd have to do. I lose and break a lot of things and I've gotten so tired and frustrated with it that I can't let it get to me anymore. I'm not positive the car was locked when the CDs were jacked the first time. This time it was locked so they just busted open the window. If I leave stuff in the apartment, they can just steel it from there. What's the point?
I'll just count my blessings that I can afford to replace it all. The new laptop is on its way.
But you can sure as hell bet that one is never spending the night in my car.
Ever.
Sorry bout the excessive self-indulgence of today. Regular posting will resume tomorrow.
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R. Alex Whitlock
95% of the CDs were taken were burned. I generally don't keep the original copies in the car (for this reason). Even the original copies I had out there were burned, with the exception of two:
1. Jason Boland's Live at Billy Bob's and
2. Max Stalling's Comfort in the Curves
Anyone that has these CDs burned and would like to donate to the Alex Recovering His Crap Fund in the form of MP3s... it'd be greatly appreciated.
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R. Alex Whitlock
When I was filing the report for the stolen property, the cop took pains to point out:
1. It's legal to carry a concealed gun in Texas
2. If you catch him in your car, it's the same as catching them in your house. You can shoot them.
3. The police can't be everywhere, after all.
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R. Alex Whitlock
When my CDs were stolen in August, I wrote
this letter to the thief. It's sad that I can basically have a template for people stealing my stuff, but oh well. Presented and adjusted for the new thief who took a lot more than just my CDs (
green is new stuff, strikethrough is what the replaced text said):
Dear Person That
Stole A Black Binder of CDs From Robbed Me Fraggin' Blind By Smashing The Window Of A Gold Ford Escort in the Parking Lot At Briarwood Apartments in Houston
At first I thought
that I had misplaced them it was the weather that punched through the windshield, which
was the case last time I thought someone stole my CDs is the case in the nice little world in which I like to delude myself into thinking I live, which is thoroughly unpopulated with scum-sucking maggots.. Turns out that isn't the case, the CDs were stolen and you exist. Congratulations on your procurement of over 80 CDs from my illustrious collection. As you will notice, most of them are not the original CDs but rather ones burned on my computer.
Unfortunately for you, that means you don't get track lists that come with some of the CDs.
Luckily for you, when the last scum-sucking maggot took my CDs I decided to start printing the track lists on them. Lucky you. Those are mostly the songs I have chosen from the various performers I enjoy. You have most likely not heard of most of them, which provides you an excellent opportunity to aquaint yourself with many of Texas's best musicians. The CDs I most recomment are ones by Phil Pritchett, Two of the three are actually originals that I will need to go out and buy again, but that's okay. You can make it up to me by playing it for all your friends so that they can hear all the majesty that is Phil. If you really enjoy the CDs, there are some additional songs available on his web site . I recommend Feeling Port Aransas, which is on the "Hum" CD. Luke Skywalker is also well-recieved.I would also strongly recommend "Beautiful Day," but that's a song about giving thanks to God for your gifts and not stealing other people's crap. Don't worry, though, Phil only has two faith-based songs, so feel free to listen to the rest of his songs to your hellbent heart's content.
There are too many great artists for me to name all of the good ones. One way you can tell is by quantity. If they are store-bought, it means I once liked it enough to buy the entire thing. Good stuff. If they get two CDs that don't have the same handwritten title, that means that I like them enough that my favorite songs don't fit on a single CD. If there are two CDs delineated by Version numbers (ie Great Divide v1 and v2) they are going to mostly contain the same music. I reburned them because I didn't like the track order. That means that I care enough about the artist that I wanted a better homebrewed CD, so they're good, too. If there is only one CD in there of an artist, you may want to give it a listen. If the original copy is in there, that means I liked it enough to buy the whole shebang, so you had better appreciate them, asswipe. Sadly, you probably disdain country music,
otherwise I'd recommend a song by Jason Boland called "Shot Full of Holes" which is about a guy who is a fucking thief. You should be able to relate.I'm afraid there is a strong lack of rap, but you should get your fill of songs about fellow criminals and degenerates from some of the country stuff. Think Guy Clark and Steve Earle.
There is also one that I would particularly like to recommend. My best friend since the first grade Jason has two CDs in there under the band name Courtesy Flush. One from mp3.com and another that was homemade. His music is reminiscent of They Might Be Giants or Barenaked Ladies. Please give him a listen and if you like him, show him off to all your friends. It's really good stuff. "Smith's Severed Head" is a particular favorite and what I usually recommend for people I know to download from his site. If you take free stuff from other peoples' cars, the least you can friggin' do is take some of his music from online so he gets more hits and downloads.
Anyhow, I'm not bitter and honestly hope that you enjoy all the CDs you've gotten. Give them a listen. You won't be disappointed, dickhead.
Of course, you're probably going to pass right over my illustrious CD collection for my laptop. It's a standard IBM Thinkpad, though nearly a year old. If you go into the "Works" directory, you'll see a lot of writing by yours truly. There are three, count'em three (if you can count to three, you illiterate punk) novels in there (if you are not in fact illiterate, you illiterate punk). Unfortunately, none of the three are about grass-fornicating career criminals, so you may not be able to relate. The main character from my second novel breaks the law, though. Not sure if you'd like it, however, since he kills little fucktards like you. It also has themes of redemption and faith. Sorry, nothing about stealing other peoples' shit. Maybe next novel.
Have the best time you possibly can burning in Hell,
Alex
PS: My friend Brian says: "You skum fucking sheep's bladder, I hope your mom's head explodes all over you, and all your children are afflicted with Down's Syndrom -- Worse than yours. Asshole."
PPS: Not that I'm angry, cause if I get angry the terrorists win.
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The election of two additional black lawmakers to the Assembly Nov. 5 has pushed Nevada ahead of all other states when it comes to black representation in state Legislatures.
Seven of the 63 state legislators who will assemble in Carson City on Feb. 3 are black, representing 11 percent of the Legislature. According to the 2000 census, blacks made up 6.8 percent of the state's population.
"It is a lot of progress for a state that used to be known as the Mississippi of the West," said Chuck Bremer, consultant to the National Black Caucus of State Legislators, where he also was executive director. "We are pleasantly surprised."
...
None of Nevada's black lawmakers was elected in districts where blacks are the majority.
Sen. Maurice Washington, R-Sparks, won a third term as senator in a Northern Nevada district that has a 2 percent black population. Sen. Bernice Mathews, D-Reno, earned a third term in a district with a 4 percent black population.
Horne's District 34 in Las Vegas is 5 percent black, while Atkinson's District 17 is 10 percent black.
Found
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Deregulator via
Regions of Mind. Definitely worth a read.
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Here's a match problem for you logistical problem solver types. It's not too hard, though I goofed up on it myself. This wasn't the context in which I used it, but if I'd had more time during the November Novel project, I might have used it then.
In a month where there are 30 days, 22 weekdays and 8 weekend days, frustrated author R. Alex Whitlock wrote 10,000 words. His productivity during the week was higher than on weekends for a variety of reasons. In fact, his product on a weekday averaged exactly three times his productivity average for weekend days.
How many words did he write on each weekend day?
How many words did he write on each weekday day?
How many words did he write M-F the entire month?
How many words did he write Saturdays and Sundays for the month?
Why is he referring to himself in the third person?
Is he this weird in person?
How much sleep will it take to make posting like this go away?
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R. Alex Whitlock
December 19
2:00AM -- My grandmother dies
7:45AM -- My father calls to give me the news, make plans for funeral in Fort Worth
December 22
5:45AM -- Prepare to leave for Fort Worth, pack up much reading material, clothes, laptop, other things to keep me over for the next couple days.
December 23
10:30PM -- Get home from Fort Worth, rain is pouring down and weather is wonderfully miserable, leave things in car.
December 24
7:30AM -- On my way to work, my drivers side rear tire explodes.
3:00PM -- Tire store closed for Christmas Eve
6:30PM -- Arrive at parents house, go out to Christmas Eve Parties.
December 25
9:00PM -- Leave home with Dad's because his drive to work is more conducive to a donut
December 26
Morning-- Tire and front windshield fixed
December 30
Afternoon -- Radiator fixed
7:00PM -- Have dinner with parents to switch cars
9:00PM -- Finished eating, move everything out of Dad's car into my car, try to make room with the gifts and soforth in back.
9:15PM -- Parents leave, weather is cold and wet, will empty out car tomorrow. Lock car, go inside.
December 31
2:00AM -- Go to bed
7:00AM -- Wake up
7:30AM -- Get coke from coke machine, notice rear passenger windshield out
7:35AM -- Notice everything removed from car.
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From The Pages Of A Metropolitan Newspaper
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America no longer land of the free
By Skuz Deth
Many people ask me, ?Hey Skuz, what do you think of the current state of our union??
I tell them that I am most displeased. When the grand tribe of Indians founded our country, they intended for it to be a free nation where people could speak freely. I?m 1/36th Irigonquin and I can tell you they?re spinning in their Celestial Camel Hunting Ground!
All across our country, free speech is being stifled. Sure, I may have gotten this column published in this major metropolitan newspaper, but I fully expect to receive thousands of letters from people who will try to argue what I am saying on its merits. The implicit threat is that if I don?t know what I?m talking about, I should shut up. See? They?re trying to shut me up in this supposedly free country of ours.
The talk of the day seems to be going to war with Iraq, but it?s merely the latest stage in High Master Bush?s phony war. Despite evidence from France, a truly free country where the age of consent is fifteen and I can smoke weed wherever I want, people still believe the 9/11 ?attacks? actually happened.
Whether you believe they did or not, you can?t be so naïve as to believe that Bush didn?t plan this. If so, please explain to me why it just so happened that Bush wasn?t in the World Trade Center or the Pentagon that day. Yeah, that?s what I thought.
So now he wants to attack Iraq. What has Iraq done to deserve this kind of treatment? Supposedly they invaded Kuwaitt, but how does our invasion of Afghanistan fit in to that? Besides, fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. Killing is totally wrong and stuff.
The other argument is that Saddam Hussein oppresses his own people. Well, maybe he does gas the Kurds, but keep in mind that Bush wants to drill for oil in the caribou habitat of Alaska. So I ask you, which country is truly the most unfree here?
Meanwhile our country here is going to Hell in a Handbasket. The economy is in the crapper, Little Baby Jesus is starving in the street, and God is dead and nobody cares!
People are trying to say it?s the fault of the businessmen who are supposedly stealing from the people, but what no one realizes is that capitalism is theft! I?ve made millions off of our latest CD release, live concert DVD, and other paraphernalia, and it?s really had to live with that. My new kick-ass stereo system helps, but I cry when I think about the starving children in Africa that put it together in the Calcutta sweatshop.
We need to come to terms with the fact that we now live in a totalitarian state. The rich get richer, the fat get fatter, and the stoned become fewer and further in between. What happened to the 60?s, man? We wave our flags and open our lands to drilling while my Indian ancestors cry. Like in that commercial.
Go Nader! Rock on!
-Skuz Deth, a native New Yorker born Simon Gurstein, is the drummer for the punk rock band Flaming Monkey Turds, and thus a qualified analyst of geopolitical issues.-
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Cogent Thoughts on Kwanzaa
R. Alex Whitlock
Kathy Kinsley is reading my mind in
this post on the neotraditional holiday of Kwanzaa:
I'm basically uninterested in, and seriously unenthused about, Kwanzaa because it is a holiday to which I am uninvited because of an accident of birth. I could convert to Islam and celebrate Ramadan. I could convert to Judaism and celebrate Passover. I can celebrate the secular side of Christmas no matter what my religion (and no matter how many Christians that makes unhappy). I can attempt to become a British citizen so I can celebrate Guy Fawkes day (and they'd probably love it if I celebrated it as an American anyway). But I can't celebrate Kwanzaa because my skin isn't the right color.
...
I know a lot of blacks, and many of them celebrate Christmas. One wished me a Happy Hanukkah a few weeks ago. I wished him a Merry Christmas. We both grinned. (Yes, there are black Jews.) If he'd wished me a Happy Kwanzaa I'd have responded the same way, and he could like it ? or not. That's America, Ann, we all celebrate what we like. Live with it. The President isn't damnable for recognizing a holiday some enjoy. Even if many of us think it's nonsense.
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R. Alex Whitlock
Last Page had some helpful
hints for last minute shoppers, of which I was one:
Just a quick reminder that 7-11 and Texacos are almost always open for Christmas. A can of Chef-Boyar-dee's Ravioli with a pop-top, some Cool Ranch Doritos, a Twix bar and a "40" of Colt 45 could probably top the Christmas lists of any of your loved ones.
Right down the street from my parents house is a convenience store. They sell watches there. The kind of watches that look nice, but cost $10 and leave your wrists green. I should know, I'm wearing one on my green wrist right now.
So Christmas day I went down to the convenience store to pick up a couple odds and ends and the little watchstand was nearly empty. In all my years of going there, it's never been close to empty. Now why do you suppose it was empty? More importantly, how are they going to explain the watch's reciever why their wrists are green?
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R. Alex Whitlock
It's one thing to be a hawk and have your hawkishness rooted in a cold-eyed realism and a willingness to use force, quite another to have it stem from emotional impulses arising from the fact that you grew up as a pencil neck and constantly had your lunch money stolen from you by the cool kids.
I can't give you the precise lunch money victimization statistics for various civilian political appointees at the Pentagon, for staffers in the Office of the Vice-President, Richard Perle or even Frank Gaffney. But I suspect most folks who are familiar with these guys will know what I'm getting at. This isn't about blaming America first. It's about making sure America is as smart as she can be in her own interests, about managing the realities of the unipolar world system in ways that most benefit our long-term interests rather than simply doing what we can force through in the near-term. What we're learning is that there's a price you pay for telling everyone else in the world they can #$%& themselves and trying to govern the globe by sporadic applications of blunt force.
So what's missing here and from the entire
piece? Oh yeah, what specifically his problems with the policy are other than that it's people he doesn't like pursuing them. There's allusions on the "being too unilateral" front, but I've yet to see from him a clear explanation of what approach we could use to get the support for invading Iraq from countries that quite simply
do not want us to invade Iraq.
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R. Alex Whitlock
After Mr. Garland posted the original story, people piled on to hear about the rest of the story. He magnanimously complied.
You asked for it. So here goes.
Let me begin by describing the typical passenger(s) on the Seabourn Sun.
Most passengers were married and a surprisingly large number of married couples included a husband of about 75 to 85 years old and a very well preserved (through plastic surgery, exercise, cosmetics, etc.) 60 to 65 year old wife. Half of the 700 passengers were Brittish and half of these literally spoke the "Queens English".
The general atmosphere on this ship was friendly but very reserved. Many of the passengers had sailed numerous times on the ship and one couple whom we befriended occupied the penthouse suite for four months every year. This particular couple actually left their clothing on the ship year round. The highlight of the day for most passengers was "team trivia", played every day at noon.
Most of the crew were holdovers from the Royal Viking Sun. Some very important priorities for this ship included order, politeness, and CONSISTENCY. I have two examples:
1. One night after dinner, a group of passengers stayed around the piano that was played outside the dining room. When they began to sing along with the pianist, they were quickly and politely silenced by the cruise director.
2. On the eveing that I discovered and reported the shit (about 8:00 PM), the elevator involved was taken out of commission until after midnight. This was not because it took them four hours to clean and fumigate. Rather, it was because the shit was located on on a removable piece of carpet in the middle of the elevator on which the day of the week was embossed. It seems they only had enough daily maps for each elevator. Thus, rather than confuse the guests for four hours with the wrong day in this elevator, they decided to take it our of service for four hours.
Back to the fantom shitter.
Two days afer I discovered the shit, I was again in the elevator alone on my way to the dining room. (Eileen is an addicted gambler and when we are not dining, dancing, sleeping or romancing, she can always be found in the casino). When the elevator doors opened, I found myself face to face with this woman (or perhaps a man I thought). She was in her mid thirties, very tall, and butt ugly. She was dressed in a black leather miniskirt, a red halter made of ostrich feathers, and she donned long blue satin evening gloves on her arms.
When I described her to my tablemates, one of the couples who were actually the bridge instructors on the ship, indicated that they knew exactly who I was talking about. They stated that this woman was married to a 100 year old man whom she had met one year earlier on the ship. They went on to tell me how mean she was to this guy and how the dealers in the casino had complained about her behavior. It seems that every night, she would come to the casino and and sit at a blackjack table with one leg thrown over the lap of her wheelchair bound, 100 year old husband. The dealers reported that she never wore any underwear and she cursed like a truck driver (sorry for the cliche but that's how it was stated) whenever she lost a hand.
That night, I witnessed the scene firsthad in the casino. I even got Eileen to look away from her video poker machine for a few minutes.
Within days this woman had become the talk of the ship. And she was obviously the fantom shitter, because she had both motive (she was completely insane) and opportunity (she never wore underwear). By the second week of the cruise, she was banned from entering the casino.
The story continues.
On day 13 or 14, we arrived in Casablanca. The 100 year old man got very sick and was taken to the hospital. His devoted wife was quoted as stating that there was "no fucking way she was staying in Morocco with him". She got back on the ship by herself. That same evening, it was reported that during dinner in the dining room, she removed a mirror from her purse, ran three lines of cocaine on the mirror, and began to snort the stuff.
She was immediately put under house arrest and locked in her cabin (there is no brig on the Seabourn Sun). For the remaining five or six days of this cruise, she spent hours on end, kicking her stateroom door and cursing at the top of her lungs. This was very disturbing for the guests who occupied nearby cabins but very amusing for the rest of us.
So that's the true story.
Howard Garland
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My mother showed me these this morning. Since I'm guessing there's probably not a whole lot of overlap between the rec.travel.cruises usenet group and RAWbservations, I wanted to show you a humorous story you'd otherwise not read:
Eileen and I were on a 19 day Atlantic crossing of the Seabourn Sun. On day 4 of this cruise, I stepped into one of the rear elevators on my way to dinner. When the doors closed I was overcome with a disgusting odor. I looked down and found that someone had left a pile of feces in the center of the elevator. I was alone in the elevator and my first thought was "what if the doors open and someone thinks that I did this." When the elevator stopped, I was relieved to find that no one was waiting there to board. I rushed to dinner and quickly told my tablemates what I had encountered. After some laughing, they convinced me to report this to purser's desk. I left the table and went to the purser's desk.
I stated: "Someone has had an accident in one of the rear elevators."
Reply: "Have they fallen? Are they hurt?"
I stated: "No, not that kind of accident."
Reply: "Are they sick?"
I stated: "There is a pile of shit in the elevator."
The expression of horror on the desk clerks face was indescribable.
The next evening, one of the women at our table reported that while walking in the corridor outside her stateroom, she also encountered a pile of shit. She went on to tell us that when she reported this to the purser's desk, her conversation went pretty much like mine had.
Before the first week of this cruise was over, we had discovered the identity of this fantom shitter; but that is a whole other story.
Howard Garland
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Bill Frist The Racist, Part 7235151324
R. Alex Whitlock
In the whole Marshall/Kaus debate regarding Bill Frist and the alleged racial pandering thereof, moderate-liberal Will Saletan brings up an
interesting point:
I went back to Frist's 1994 campaign in search of evidence for the race-baiting theory. Instead, I found good evidence against it?evidence that the Associated Press, New York Times, and Los Angeles Times didn't include in stories mentioning the Barry remark. In July 1994, three months before he brought up Barry, Frist aired a TV ad that depicted Sasser's face on Mount Rushmore alongside the faces of Bill Clinton, Ted Kennedy, and Dan Rostenkowski. The ad called them "tax and spend career politicians." Rostenkowski was under indictment and was eventually jailed for misappropriating government funds.
You can argue that Rostenkowski, like Barry, had little to do with Tennessee. But that's the point. Racism requires differential treatment. Frist reached for every villain he could hang on Sasser. Black or white, he didn't care.
Does anyone else remember in 1998 when Agricultural Commissioner Rick Perry ran negative campaign ads by tying together John Sharp and Bill Clinton? If Clinton were black, would it suddenly have become racist? Just a question.
Feel free to comment, I am going to avoid a drawn out argument like the plague, however.
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R. Alex Whitlock
Rolon would assign gang members fluent in English and Spanish to do door-to-door work. They'd canvass the neighborhood to see how many residents supported their candidate. Those residents were counted as "plus votes." On Election Day, his crew of gang members--a dozen per precinct--would descend on buildings with the most plus votes and urge the residents to go to the polls. If an elderly or disabled person needed a ride, it would be arranged.
Rolon paid his workers $75 to $100 for the day and made them dress respectably in white oxford shirts and ties. "Larry Hoover liked that," Rolon said of the imprisoned Gangster Disciples chairman. "The Gangster Disciples started passing out shirts and ties to their guys on the South Side."
Not that Rolon's workers always behaved respectably. They weren't above such minor dirty tricks as tearing down opposing candidates' signs. That work was often left to "shorties"--very young gang members who wouldn't be missed if they were picked up by the police.
"I learned it from the mob," Rolon said of politics, "and then I used it for the Spanish aldermen. . . . In gang neighborhoods, a precinct guy's got to be connected to the gangs or have a gang member or leader working under him. That's the only way you're going to win your precinct in a hotly contested gang neighborhood. If the gangs don't work for you, they work against you."
[
sigh]
*- Today.
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Not only has this woman changed the meaning of
humanity as we know it, she's done something that has far more impact in my life. She's convinced me to
brush my
teeth (again)
right when I get home.
She's also helped me out considerably with my post-holiday diet. Don't think I'll be hungry again for a while.
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I Hate It When This Happens
R. Alex Whitlock
I can't recommend this Jonathon Alter
column on charter schools enough:
The Blob?s new game, at work now in Illinois, is to pay lip service to charter schools by allowing them for special ed or disruptive students. Then the school boards get to boast that the test scores of their own conventional schools have gone up (because they don?t have to average in the weakest kids who?ve been put in charters), but the charter school scores have not. When some of these charter schools close, the establishment can say, ?See! They don?t work!? Of course the fact that six percent of charter schools have been shut down, cited by critics as a sign of failure, is actually an indication that the idea is working. Unlike most conventional schools, charters actually have to perform to survive.
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The freeway chase was the first sequence the Wachowskis tackled for the sequels, and they spent months searching for the perfect location. The brothers wanted their freeway to have a sense of doom about it; not surprisingly, most urban planners try to avoid that. So the search came up empty. The brothers? solution was a tad unconventional: they dumped the idea of shooting on an existing freeway and built their own. In February 2001, they hired a construction crew to erect a two-mile loop?complete with exit signs, dividers, an on ramp and an overpass?on an old U.S. naval base in Alameda, Calif. When they first heard the idea, the construction guys nearly keeled over. ?They actually said to us, ?We?re not doing this?,? recalls executive producer Grant Hill. ?They couldn?t believe it was for a movie. They said, ?Do you realize how much this costs?? ? Correct answer: $300,000 per quarter mile. ?We just looked at each other and said, ?OK, we can do that?.?
How many Houstonians would be willing to endure a freeway with "a sense of doom about it" in return for not having to pick up the tab? Heck, Austin's got the doom mojo
without being subsidized by the movie industry!
[
Newsweek article via
Amygala]
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See? I Haven't Been Entirely Non-Productive!
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Here's
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This is a new feature, or something to that effect. I have a full post but I won't quite be in shape to write it until tomorrow. Right now, you get this.
Dear lead-singer-of-the-opening-band-at-the-Firehouse,
You were really quite good, and I don't say that freely. A good compliment of rock and country. The lead guitarist was quite good. Alas, I'm not here to talk to him. I'm here to talk to you. Or type, as it were.
All evidence suggests that you are a pretty young guy. Younger than me, I'd suspect. As such, we gotta talk. I admire your enthusiasm and you dressing and acting the part of a rocker. There's only one problem, and I think you know what it is. At least, I hope so. Maybe you don't, in which case we definitely gotta talk.
If you're younger than me, I admit that it's totally unfair. I mean, completely. Genetics is the cruelest science. Nonetheless, you need to face the genetics you're up against. Long hair can make you look like a rocker, to a point. Unfortunately, it also had certain side-effects when you're body is conspiring against you as I fear yours is. No matter how long you grow your hair out, if I can see the reflection of the lights in your balding scalp, it just doesn't look right. The longer the hair, the more right it doesn't look. You may think we didn't notice but, dude, really, we have eyes. I hear shaved heads are all the rage and I suggest you look into that. Maybe Rogain, which I head is quite effective. Charlie Robison even mentions it in a song. No one will know!
Sincerely,
The Author of The Blog You Don't Read
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R. Alex Whitlock
Ran into a girlfriend that I used to date
She got married back in April but she said she couldn't wait
cause she had a newborn baby six months after that day
and she said a debt to life is a debt you gotta pay
Hometown friends mean a lot to me
but the longer I'm here, the less of them I see
and the further I get it seems the longer I'm away
I guess time equals distance that way
-Phil Pritchett
Pira and I never dated. We barely even talked. She is pregnant, though, with her second child. I wasn't sure it was her at first. It turned out she had seen me and was equally unsure. Her face lit up when I asked if she was who I thought she was, which was definitely a relief to me. I was hesitant to ask in case I had the wrong person and these kinds of meetings can be awkward when two people who never knew each other all that well run out of things to say. Luckily, we never did.
We gave the basic updates of what we've been doing. She went to A&M and changed majors a couple times before relocating to Houston and having their first child. They just bought their first house and she's going back to school next year after the baby is born. I told her that I'd gone to the University of Houston and lived here in one part of town or another non-stop since graduation. We talked about Clear Lake High School and Seabrook Intermediate, talking about various people that we knew.
"Did you know so-and-so?"
"The name sounds familiar..."
"She did so-and-so..."
"I think I knew of her though I didn't know her personally..."
Clear Lake had nearly 4,000 students, so it was hard to get to know everyone even if you wanted to. In truth, I really didn't care to anyway. Most of my friends went to school elsewhere, I didn't participate in any extra-curricular activities, and by and large never really liked it all that much there. She didn't do much in the way of extra-currilar activities (both our names appear in the yearbook once, it would seem), but she was in honors classes whereas I was in regular.
Her last name was Whitley, and mine being Whitlock we were in homeroom together throughout. Also, in junior high when class seating arrangements were done in alphabetical order, she invariably sat behind me. In Mrs. Neely's math class in the sixth grade, we passed out papers back to be graded. Apparently, I was such a good math student that she took great delight any time I got an answer wrong because it was so rare. Some years later, my skills (or interest or both) deteriorated to such a degree that my PreCal teacher would call me a degenerate.
I think we talked more last night than we ever talked in our four years at Lake. What I mostly remember about her was that she was always so nice. Attractive enough to be a part of the exclusionary in-crowd, she never went that route. Most high schools are cliquish, but posh Clear Lake was
moreso than most. Particularly those that came out of Clear Lake Intermediate, which Pira and I did not. Part of me wishes that I'd been more engaged at CLHS like I ended up being at UH. Four years there and more of my memories from that period have to do with things happening miles away in Katy, Spring, and Houston. Pira recognizes me, but I wonder how many will at my ten year reunion?
And what was one of the first things she remembers about me?
"You were always so quiet."
Some things, I guess, haven't changed as much as I'd have liked.
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To the Dude in the White Hat:
Say again? Oh yeah sure, I'll save your place. A beer? That'd be great! Thanks a lot!
To the Blond in the White Button Shirt and Jeans:
Huh? Say again? My friend? Are you talking about Jennifer? Oh, 'that guy', that helps. Doug's in the back making out with his girlfriend so I have no idea who you're talking talking about. OH! The Dude in the White Hat! He's not my friend, sorry. Yeah, I guess he is attractive. I only talked to him a couple minutes ago. No, I don't know if he's single. Hell, I don't even know his name. Sorry. If you say he has a great smile, I'll just take your word on that. He does look familiar, I'll grant you that. No, I don't know him. Sorry. You can come up and talk to him when he gets back. You want to pretend to know me to talk to him? Knock yourself out... oh, it's Alex. Bye.
To the Dude in the White Hat:
Thanks, man. Can you save my spot this time?
[later]
Oh, my turn to save your spot? Sure thing.
To the Brunette in the Red Tube Shirt
Huh? My friend? The Dude in the White Hat? No, I don't really know him. Yeah, I know who you're talking about... the one that bought me the beer. He's just a really nice guy. No clue. I can't introduce you really because I don't know him or you. Yes, I've heard he has a nice smile. Yeah, he does look familiar, doesn't he? Maybe he's a musician? I really don't know. Yeah, okay, bye.
Dub Miller to the audience:
... and I'd also like to thank a couple special guests who showed up tonight. Wade Bowen of West 84 [not him] some other guy who is not the Dude in the White Hat...
To Monica:
Oh, hello. No, I'm really sorry, I don't know who he was, but I think he's left. Sorry, maybe next time. Oh, me? I'm Alex, you are? Pleasure to meet you Monica...
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R. Alex Whitlock
The
Unfaithful DVD had a poll
commissioned for it:
While many cultures provide men more leeway than women to be unfaithful to their spouses, Americans surveyed responded overwhelmingly to that double standard -- nearly eight of ten (78%) said that an unfaithful woman is no worse than an unfaithful man. As far as forgiveness, the survey's participants were divided. Two in five (38%) said they would forgive their spouses if they discovered their infidelity, while the same number (38%) said they would be unable to forgive an unfaithful spouse, and 20% were unsure.
On a more personal level, a heartening majority -- 67% of those surveyed -- have not experienced infidelity in their own marriages. One in five (20%) of middle-aged participants (45-64 years old) have experienced infidelity in their marriages, compared to one in ten Americans under the age of 45 (12%) or over the age of 65 (10%).
These kinds of polls are not exactly the most reliable, but I think the comparitive data is interesting. Particularly that the highest reported instances of infidelity are 45-64. Is that because they're of the infamous boomer generation or because those under 45 just haven't cheated
yet and those over 65 just missed the sexual revolution boat? What other theories y'all got?
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Armed Liberal
notes Gray Davis's new director of finance has a dubious history:
[Former State Senator Steve] Peace is famous for two things: he?s fabulously temperamental, and as far as I know, not widely loved in the Legislature (I?ll go to Ann Salisbury for confirmation), but even better, he was the main water-carrier for the corporate energy interests that demolished the budget with their ill-planned (from the state, utility, and consumer?s point of view) deregulation of the energy markets.
He's missing Peace's
real crowning achievement, though. He starred in and was one of the writers of
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.
(For those of you curious: No, I'm not joking.)
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When I was about six or seven or so, my extended family came down from Fort Worth to visit us for Thanksgiving, Christmas, or some other special occasion. Since they all lived in the same town, it was an unusual event for them to be down here as we are usually the ones to trek up there. I remember proudly showing off my Grandmother to Sean, my best friend at the time. We introduced her to Mikey, a little stuffed monkey that was chief among our playthings (I saw ours because it was his, but somehow I ended up with it). She smiled and said "You two are the little monkeys."
That the Houston memory. There are too many to recall in Fort Worth. Next to my own house, I probably spent more nights in hers than any other. I remember the geography of the area like the back of my hand, even though it was sold a year or two back as she became unable to take care of herself. Her back yard was my personal baseball field, football field, and theater stage. Her house was filled with pictures of all of us, including a silhouette portrait of each of her grandchildren. I was her baby grandson, the youngest of the lot by the four years between my brother and I.
My father called me at 7:45 this morning to inform me that she passed away last night. It wasn't a surprise. I got an email forwarded from my Aunt Marilyn to Dad to me informing me that she'd had another light stroke and was unable to eat. Even before this, we all knew that she was fading pretty fast. I haven't seen her in over a year, but I don't think she'd know who I was anymore even if I had.
My mother's father died before I was born. I knew my mother's mother, but only barely. One day I asked "What happened to my other grandmother" and was informed that she had passed away. My Great Aunt Sarah ("Aunt Sister") was my surrogate grandmother on that side of the family. My father's father died when I was pretty young, but I remember him. Physically, I probably take as much from him (my build, my hair) as anyone else on that side of the family. With the rest of my grandparents gone (including Aunt Sister), she was the last remaining one.
Some things, no matter how much you know they're coming, you just can't prepare for.
Faye Alexandria (Coston) Whitlock
Born: November 20, 1916
Parents: Grover Cleveland Coston and Lena Kerbow Coston
3 sisters: Virginia, Eugenia (d), and Lorainne
1 brother: Wayland (d)
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R. Alex Whitlock
The elusive TPB, Esquire writes his
own take on an ALI
release and the John Leo column that I wrote about earlier (and found through him, incidentally, completing the circle).
Without any detailed statistical evidence, I suppose the most compelling notion that homosexual unions attack is that marital unions exist and are promoted by the State so that the State can promote procreation. The State has an interest, albeit a conflicted one, given abortion laws, in encouraging its citizenry to procreate. However, this interest is satisfied, in most states, by homosexual unions through the rights of homosexuals to adopt, to obtain artificial insemination (and for the non-biological parent to also adopt in such circumstances), and to become parents through various means. See V.C. v. M.J.B. (New Jersey Supreme Court). Thus, the concern that homosexual unions are destructive to the State?s traditional interest in having its citizenry bear fruit, so to speak, is moot.
What other possible State interest exists with regard to marriage that would be damaged by homosexual unions? Well, let?s speak of the one no one would like to admit exists: the religious interest. Marriage, for the most part, is promoted by the State in a manner that is no different from the promotion of marriage by religions. In fact, the language of a civil marital ceremony is basically a watered-down version of the Anglican/Protestant/Catholic marriage ceremonies. Fortunately, unlike the Catholic ceremony, the civil one is only an hour long and omits the incense. However, the underpinnings of marriage, the values that require the ceremony to be constructed as it is, have no basis in law and public policy. The ceremony exists as it does because most Judeo-Christian religions demand that of marriage.
This religious basis for the format of the ceremony has worked its way into the policy arguments in favor of traditional, heterosexual (only) marriage. ?It?s a sacred event.? Civil marriage is sacred? Really. I was always of the belief that nothing was sacred to the State, and that the State left the sacred to the people (and their respective faiths). ?It would be damaged by homosexuals having the right to marry.? Why? From where does this attitude concerning homosexuals stem? I can think of plenty of places (i.e., the Old Testament, which is a wonderful work, but not quite part of the founding documents, last time I checked). From cultural tradition? Hmm? Well, we don?t want to go down that road. Based on cultural tradition, miscegenation (inter-racial marriage) should be banned. From economics? Not quite. Most economists find that homosexuals, and homosexual communities especially, are quite beneficial to a region. They have low crime rates, high rates of spending, and moderate to high income rates.
Hey, just cause I'm gonna keep my mouth shut for a spell doesn't mean I can't let others talk (and, incidentally, take all the heat).
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R. Alex Whitlock
Susanna Cornett
asks her readers what they'd like from her blog. Should she stick with her niche and risk being a one-trick pony or branch out? I vote the latter, but I can understand both views.
I've been plagued by the niche question for some time now. Truth is, I never actually figured out what this blog was supposed to become. Ideas ranged anywhere from my philosophical thoughts on people and interactions to hard-core political-junkie stuff. Whatever my choice, though, I realized that there are others who do it and most likely others that do it a lot better. Holding down a full-time job and trying to write a novel (and one of these days I am going to achieve a "social life" again, too!) limits my ability to be as thorough as I might like on topics requiring research. That I'm not pseudononymous prevents me from getting too in-depth regarding my personal life as I am, more often than not, a private person. I wasn't going to go public until I figured it out, but Jane Galt and Dr. Manhatten (flatteringly) jumped the gun and linked up to a couple political posts, and so that's been my focus more or less.
I quit writing for the
Daily Cougar a month early in part because I started to run out of things to say. My columns had become increasingly partisan (though I'd like to think not mindlessly so) and what used to be a week-long project of finding the right things to say was becoming, instead, something I throw together at 2am on Wednesday night for my Friday column. More than that, though, I'd simply become tired of it all. Election 2000 drained me in a number of ways and once that was all settled, I was about ready for detox. I've followed politics since, but never as closely or passionately as when I worked at the
Cougar.
Party of me wants to just throw my hands in the air, shut my eyes, vote, and just ignore it all. That feeling has been a lot stronger lately. The Trent Lott issue means more to me than a spineless politician that coddles to racists. This marks the second occasion that a politician that I once held in high regard has proven himself to be an utterly worthless person. To make matters worse, liberals and Democrats can say "Hey, we told you so!" The first politician was Bill Clinton, whom I proudly voted for in 1996. I was told that he was a liar and a scoundrel and I simply didn't listen. Republicans said that about a lot of Democrats. Democrats call a lot of Republicans racists. That Trent Lott is more racist than most or Bill Clinton more immoral was lost in the constant wave of shouting that has been our political discourse for as long as I've been a part of it.
I have little interest in being a partisan warrior. I am a Republican because I support their policies more than I support the Democratic ones, or maybe I should say that I oppose the Democratic policies more than I do the Republican. It used to be the other way around. Then as now, I have serious issues with the party that I generally support. Yet, if I voice these issues, it's used as a bludgeon against the party I support on other issues. I can remain silent, but that feels dishonest. I can pretend not to be conservative at all, but who would I be kidding?
But I also don't think I could completely pull out of the political discourse if I tried. I'm interested in policy. I'm civic-minded and have strong beliefs about the way this country should be (and should not be). I'm interested in ideas and having those ideas challenged and, when wrong, changed. But I'm not interested in being called a racist or that because I believe in lower taxes and less government that I support racism. Nor am I interested in shouting along with those calling Democrats unpatriotic or otherwise morally dubious. Yet it seems that all political discourse eventually lowers to that level.
For those of you that missed the point of the flipping post below, it's watching a magnanimous consensus devolve into political positioning and cynical campaigning. Trent Lott became more useful to the Democrats alive than dead so many pondered that they should keep him around. Republicans saw that he was hurting them and, though they don't agree that he necessarily did anything truly wrong, he should resign for the sake of the party. Who's up? Who's down? At this point, I don't really care. And as long as I don't, I'm not sure I have all that much to say, politically speaking.
I've decided that I'm going to keep posting, though I'm not sure what. I got an Allison Reynolds post that I promised and later on today I'll post the excerpt from my book that I said I would in the comments section. I've asked my roommate Jason to post anything political if he feels so inclined, so we'll see. Poster Girl is either finished with her last exam or finishing it this week, so maybe she'll post something.
Beyond that, I don't know what comes next. Could be something new, could be that two months from now nothing will have changed. Such has been my life these days...
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Co-worker: We're going to need to send out an email to make sure everyone's time is updated on Friday, because you know we have to have it ready for the Christmas holidays.
RAW: Don't worry about it. I'm going to go remind everyone personally.
Cow: Great!
as opposed to...
Co-worker: We're going to need to send out an email to make sure everyone's time is updated on Friday, because you know we have to have it ready for the Christmas holidays.
RAW: Don't worry about it. I'm going to go remind everyone personally.
Cow: Okay, well just remember that they have to put the time in because of the Christmas holidays and we need it ready by Monday morning
RAW: I know, that's why I'm going to tell everyone to do it, like I just said.
Cow: Okay, well I'm just reminding you because it will really be a problem if they're not all in by Monday morning...
RAW: It'll be taken care of.
Cow: Good, because the time needs to be in by Friday so that on Monday morning, cause of the holidays...
[Alex explodes]
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"In just three pictures, a Louis Vuitton ad captures the luxurious eroticism of train travel."
Oh, yeah... the eroticism in those pics are
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From
Fox News:
McDonald's Corp. warned Tuesday the protracted sales slump that already has forced it to change CEOs and reverse expansion plans will result in the first quarterly loss in its 47-year history.
The announcement, which came 12 days after a management shake-up, sent shares in the burger giant tumbling to a nearly eight-year low.
I'll bet that McDonalds wishes it had a Napster to blame all its woes on.
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R. Alex Whitlock
Marriage, today, is not in very good shape. A lot of what John Leo describes
explains why:
What they do tend to support is known as "close relationship theory," the idea that sexual and emotional satis- faction comes from intense, fragile, and often short-term relationships that aren't necessarily going anywhere. One advocate calls them "microwave relationships," cooked up fast, served, and consumed, presumably with other similar meals to come. It all seems like the dream world of a randy adolescent chasing cheerleaders. Marriage is knocked off its pedestal, and the family itself fades away. Children tend to fade away, too, in close-relationship theory, as emphasis comes down hard on adult fulfillment.
But then came this (actually, it came at the top and almost tainted my opinion of the entire article):
The report validates homosexual relationships and gives them a status comparable to that of marriage. If accepted, this idea would lead immediately to the next legal argument: If gay and straight commitments have the same status in state law, isn't it picky and discriminatory to withhold the word
marriage
from the gay version? Heterosexual couples who live together would also get the same status as husbands and wives, blurring or eliminating another line between marriage and serial affairs.
Were it not for this one paragraph, it would have been a splendid article. There are a lot of problems in the current state of marriage, including some calls by libertarians to abolish it as an official institutional and some calls by feminists for a female boycott of the "patriarchial institution." More problematic is what I would call the "perpetual gratification requirement" of modern relationships in general. That is the belief that every month should feel like the first and anything less than feeling the exact same way is socially considered grounds for divorce and leads to what the real problem with marriage today, which ain't gay marriages, John.
Gays want their committed relationships to be viewed in the same legal context as the heterosexual marriage. That way, they can enjoy the benefits of what they presumably desire to be long-term commitment. Conservatives by and large stand in the way of this because they adamently disapprove of homosexual relations in general. They don't always say that, though. What they usually say is that marriage is meant to be between a man and a woman and that inviting gays into the institution will weaken it. Inviting gays into the institution will lead to non-romantic partners wanting in, too. Next thing you know minors will want to get married! People marrying goats. Dogs marrying cats! Mass-hysteria!!
Let's back up for a moment.
Earlier this year, I had the pleasure of dating a nice young lady that I'll call Katherine. Things were moving along decently until she dropped the bomb: "I never want to get married." Any time a woman makes that declaration, if she's serious, the relationship becomes terminally ill. It happens with increasing regularity. Now, why is it that Kat didn't want to ever get married? Why is that the case with an increasing number of men and women my age? Is it because the institution is weak? Partially. Is it because of new-think about the perpetual dynamics of relationships? Not in this case, but in some. Because she's a hippy liberal? She's an ardent Republican. She hates her parents? Nope, she's close with both. Then what in the world would cause her to never want to get married? When she was thirteen, she saw her parents marriage collapse.
"Oh," you might say, "well that's an exceptional case."
Except it's not. Not at all. I am of the generation of the children of the divorced. My parents are still together, but a number of kids have a slew of step-relatives and shuffle between two familes or, in many other cases, are missing one of their two parents. The difference is tangible. A family of friends of ours noticed as their last child got engaged that all of their in-laws came from stable families. While it's not destiny, it's not a coincidence. I can see it in my friends and lady friends that have dealt with a divorce. There is a perpetual sense in impermanence in many of them regarding relationships. The exact kind of thing Leo decries above. The sense that love is a feeling and not a commitment. What is right may not always be right and instead of working at it, they should try to find something right elsewhere. Without the role models of their parents, their perceptions of how relationships should be often become skewed.
Now some believe that marriage itself isn't important regardless of personal experience and that's fine. Others lament the fall of the family while they've done their own damage against the institution. The enemies of the family are not Andrew Sullivan and Howard Dean, but rather Newt Gingrich and Tim Hutchinson. Countless Democrats and Republicans that preach a fair game about marriage while walking off the field in their own personal lives. It isn't because of gay marriage that will make my generation the least married in history, but the absense of positive example in many of our lives.
But what can be done about this? On a policy level, very little should be done. Should we only elect undivorced public officials to set an example? Of course not. Divorce comes in all shapes and sizes, many justifiable and many selfish. The problem is that it can't be tackled as a national effort to save the institution, because marriage isn't a national institution. It's an institution of two. That can be very hard for people (even myself) to grasp. We can make marriage more difficult to enter, but then many will forego the entire process rather than jump through the hoops. That'll hardly help. We can make divorce more difficult, but then those that need to leave quietly into the night for their safety will then be forced to spend a six month waiting period with their abusive partners. Make an exception for abusive situation and watch erroneous reports of abuse skyrocket (already happens in custody battles).
This is something we can only solve one couple at a time. Through churches and social institutions to try to make sure that engaged couples know what they're getting into and divorce counsellers that respect the institution of marriage even as they direct some couples out of it. There is no national initiative to be had. Look after your own.
Someone once asked in defense of marriage if 18 years of your life in a less-than-ideal marriage is really too much to ask for the well-being of your children. How do you answer that question and what do your answers say about you?
A friend of mine whose parents got an annulment when he was twenty or so quipped that he was now retro-actively a bastard (a Catholic annulment states that the marriage never happened before the eyes of God). In a sense, that's what's happening to a lot of us. Not bastards in the traditional sense, but in the working sense it's still applicable.
If you want to know what's wrong with marriage today, look and not how to keep the marriage a heterosexual club.
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R. Alex Whitlock
Trent Lott: ... and we wouldn't have all these problems if he'd won!
[flip]
Joshua Marshall: Trent Lott's disgraceful comments...
[flip]
Atrios: This is precisely what Lott was endorsing...
[flip]
Andrew Sullivan: Lott's comments were disgusting...
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Glenn Reynolds: Lott deserves the grief he's getting...
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Wall Street Journal: This is an outrage!
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John Cole: I don't think Lott's comments were necessarily racist, but his comments...
[flip]
KosDaily: ... longing for the "good old days"...
[flip]
Oliver Willis: The good old days weren't exactly good for all of us. White only diners, for instance...
[flip]
John Cole: I just saw the tape. I take back what I said about not racist...
[flip]
R. Alex Whitlock: What the bloody hell is wrong with Trent Lott?!
[flip]
Bob Hebert: It's bigotry, and too few Republicans will stand up to it...
[flip]
Andrew Sullivan: Lott has got to go...
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Daniel Drezner: Lott can't stay...
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Jonah Goldberg: Lott has to go...
[flip]
Robert George: He has to be out yesterday...
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Julian Bond: I am particularly empathic to young Republicans, who detest this kind of...
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Prof. Jeff Cooper: I'm pleased with the condemnations from both right and left of Lott's comments...
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President Bush: Lott has apologized, and I support him as...
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John Kerry: He's apologized and I accept...
[flip]
DailyKos: I'm not sure we actually want Lott out of office. It might be advantageous if their leader was a bigot...
Commenter: To remind everyone that they're all bigots!
Commenter: ... and they miss the confederacy...
John Cole: This is ridiculous. Conservatives are the ones most denouncing their policies
Commenter: John, I know you may not be racist, but you have to admit...
[flip]
TPB, Esquire: This isn't the Republican Party I support
Commenter: You may not be racist, but you have to admit...
[flip]
Left blogger: ... you have to admit...
[flip]
Another left blogger: ... you have to admit...
[flip]
Right blogger: He said something stupid, but that doesn't mean...
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Another right blogger: This has been blown way out of proportion. He was just trying...
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Right blogger #3: We really don't have to denounce Lott until they denounce Byrd...
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Charles Kuffner: I've been saying for a long time that Lott's a racist...
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Nathan Newman: Those that oppose affirmative action are all de-facto racists...
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DailyKos Commenter: They couldn't electorally survive without the bigot vote...
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Matthew Yglesias: They could survive, but they choose to be bigots anyway. Right up to the President. That's even scarier...
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President Bush: Lott's comments were wrong and don't reflect...
[flip]
ABC News: Lott requested help from Bush's two historic high-level black appointees and was rebuffed...
[flip]
Kerry: Oh, well it's safe to condemn him now? Then condemn him I will!
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NRO Corner:
Jim Robbins: The question here is Republican refusal to protect our own...
Rod Dreher: There are matters of principal here...
Jim Robbins: If we want to be the party of principal, we'll reach the stature of the Libertarian Party...
Jonah Goldberg: I'm with Rod, but I hate how the Democrats are trying to turn this into a bludgeon against all Republicans...
[flip]
Talking Dog: Republican tax policy is racist, the drug war is racist, their entire plaform is built around bigotry...
[flip]
Houston Chronicle: Possible Lott replacement Senator Nickles has a nearly identical voting record, right down to voting against Martin Luther King day...
[flip]
Joshua Marshall: John Ashcroft also spoke to the infamous CCC, which is one thing Lott is in a lot of trouble for...
[flip]
Council of Conservative Citizens: You see, what most people think was a Commandment against adultery was really aimed at something even more sinister, interracial marriage...
[flip]
Black Caucus Congressman: Well if Lott were to support affirmative action and other policies, then it might be okay...
[flip]
Trent Lott: Dear lord in heaven! If I knew it was this big of a deal I'd have grovelled sooner...
[flip]
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Random news organization: African Americans still show support for school vouchers...
[flip]
Liberal bloggers: Nickles opposes gay rights, so he's not much better than Lott...
[flip]
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DailyKos: Why did Gore have to drop out today? He's messing with our anti-Lott vibe...
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Left bloggers: Republicans need to clean house. But they can't. Teeheeheeeeeee
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Right bloggers: I told you that if we let them crucify Lott they'd come back for more...
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Jesse Jackson: Bush's agenda looks straight ripped outta SELMA ALABAMA!!!!
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Republican Senators: This is sure hurting us. Maybe we might should possibly could maybe do something about this... maybe... quietly if possible...
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White House: We're not going to intervene in a senate matter...
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Dick Morris: The White House just wants their own man in charge...
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DailyKos: Gore's early outcry against Lott was good, but he's gone. Edwards up... Daschle down...
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Pundit: If Republicans don't take care of this, it'll hurt them...
Pundit2: The Democrats have to be rooting for the bigot because it'll help them in the long run...
Pundit: Yes, they have to get rid of him because it hurts their numbers...
[flip]
Left blogger: We can use this...
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Another left blogger: We can definitely use this...
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Right blogger: We can't let them use this...
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Analyst: So Lott's comments will have so-and-so effect in the short term. In the longer term, the forecast looks like it will favor... if he resigns then the race for Senate Majority Leader looks like it will be...
[flip]
Strom Thurmond: zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Trent Lott: My people have SINNED!
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Republican #1: Has he no shame?
Republican #2: Did he ever?
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R. Alex Whitlock: There's been a lot of race-baiting, and it's not just the Republicans that are doing it...
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Democratic chorus: But they're worse!
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Republican chorus: No, they're worse!!
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Right blogger: Oh wonderful, now Lott is supporting affirmative action
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Left blogger: This is great! If they keep him we can use it against them. If they can him we can point out that he was the only senator that supported affirmative action. Win-win!
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Right blogger: Lose-lose... our only hope is to wait it out...
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Analyst: The race for GOP leadership is between anti-Gay Nickles, anti-McCain McConnell, and the dubious Trent Lott. Bill Frist hasn't expressed any interest...
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Left blogger: The Repugnicans are just worried about losing their senate seat and their precious majority! This is just about politics to them...
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DailyKos: So if Lott resigns from the Senate, here are our options... This could be really good for us...
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Analyst: ... and this is how it should all play out...
[click]
Silence.
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While searching for car audio equipment, I happened to run across this interesting article on the
rocket-belt, as used by the Rocketeer and (I think) Flash Gordon:
Today, three rocket belts are known to exist. Two are owned by Howard "Kinnie" Gibson, a daredevil and stuntman who acquired the patent on an essential part of the design.
The third belt ? whose builders claim it is the most advanced ever constructed ? has gone missing, leaving a trail of death and intrigue in its wake. One of its developers was found beaten to death in his Houston home, another is a suspect in the killing, and a third faces a possible life sentence for kidnapping the second and holding him hostage for seven days with a hood over his head.
Interesting stuff on the mysterious "missing third belt." Anyone interested in yesterday's tomorrow oughtta check it out.
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"I am the son of a shipyard worker from Pascagoula, Mississippi. I have had to fight all of my life and I am not stopping now," Lott declared.
Lott made the comments in an interview with ABC News between reaching out to colleagues for their support with a series of telephone calls from his state office in Pascagoula.
ARRRH! No retreat! No surrender!!
"Hello? Senator Hagel? I'll be your best bud if you help me! Please? Please?? Cherry on top? I'll relocate the Pentagon to Lincoln!! Awwww, c'mon. Alright, bye."
I am strong!! I am a fighter!!!
"Hello? Senator Jeffords? Jimmy boy! Remember when I laughed at you rejoining the party? Water under the bridge, m'boy! C'mon back. I just have one request. Hello? Hello??"
I will bow to no man!!!
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R. Alex Whitlock
Re: Senator Nickles, would-be majority leader:
In 1983, both Lott, then in the House, and Nickles opposed a new federal holiday for the birthday of Martin Luther King Jr. Lott said the holiday would cost the government too much money and that there were other Americans "more deserving." Nickles unsuccessfully pushed alternatives to a paid holiday.
That same year both Lott and Nickles backed a Jesse Helms amendment that would have preserved the tax-exempt status of private schools, such as Bob Jones University, which then banned interracial dating. The measure was defeated.
In 1990, the two senators both voted to uphold the first President Bush's veto of legislation to amend the 1964 Civil Rights Act to ban workplace discrimination.
NEXT!
In my view, who replaces Lott is analogous to who was going to replace non-Speaker Ron Livingston in 1998. Back then, the search was on for someone - anyone! - who was conciliatory and had been faithful to his wife. Well, not anyone (experienced and competent were also required), but the search was long and wide enough that they ended up exalting a deputy whip to the Speaker's chair. That's what we need right now if this is all going to be behind us in 2004. Nickles should be a no-go. I need to know more on McConnell's record on the subject to get an opinion on that one. Frist hasn't been in politics long enough to have such a paper trail, so I remain in favor of him if he wants the job.
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You Know Trent Lott is Toast When...
R. Alex Whitlock
Dick Morris says he's not going
anywhere:
If this were June, Lott might not survive. He'd have to be in Washington every day, getting hit and picked at. But it's December; everybody will leave that hateful place and go to their homes for Christmas. When they reconvene in January, Trent Lott will still be there for one good reason: The Republican senators don't want him to go.
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I was just thinking to myself today as the accountant and I discussed what precisely counts as a "WHY" (an acronym) report, and a conversation I had earlier with my boss, "Someone could work 40 hours a week here just constructing the terminology that we use to cut down on discrepencies between employees. Might even be worth the cost...
Running the numbers in my head, we'd all have to speak completely different languages for it to be worth the cost. Yet, I'm sure that's someone's job somewhere...
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Jimmy shoes busted both his legs, trying to learn to fly
From a second story window, he just jumped and closed his eyes
His momma said he was crazy - he said "momma I've got to try"
Don't you know that all my heroes died
And I guess I'd rather die than fade away
-Bon Jovi "These Days"
Ahh well.
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Bruce Willis, the dejected ex-lover
scorned by a charismatic politician. Willis in one corner, Clinton in the other. Willis plays an assassin quite well. Clinton is a good actor and there were a couple sorry attempts on his life early in his presidency. It's perfect!
[via
Jane via
Radney]
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I posted this over in Greg's Opinion comments, but I think it's worthy of an entry here.
The Flatter Tax
House Minority Leader Richard Gephardt recently unveiled the broad outline of a proposal designed to flatten the income tax rate structure, lower to ten percent the marginal tax rate for most individual taxpayers and eliminate almost all exemptions, credits and preferences.
The Gephardt proposal would eliminate all itemized deductions except that for home mortgage interest. Adjustments would be permitted for alimony paid, half of self-employment tax paid, investment interest and job-related expenses, among several others. The adjustment for contributions to an IRA would be eliminated, although income earned from existing IRAs would remain tax-deferred until it was withdrawn. No deductions would be permitted for state and local taxes paid or charitable contributions. A personal exemption of $2,750 would be retained. Presumably, as under current law, taxpayers could choose either to itemize deductions or take a standard deduction of $8,350 for a married couple, $7,350 for a head of household or $5,000 for a single person.
Taxable income under the Gephardt proposal would include all forms of earned and unearned income. Employer pension contributions and fringe benefits would be fully taxed as ordinary income, as would capital gains. Municipal bond interest would be fully taxed as ordinary income.
According to the plan's author, the rate structure under the Gephardt proposal is reportedly designed so that 75 percent of all taxpayers would be subject to a 10-percent marginal rate. There are a total of five brackets: 10, 20, 26, 32 and 34 percent. The ten-percent bracket includes, for married couples, taxable income of $40,200 and less. The 34-percent bracket begins for married couples at taxable income over $264,450. Rep. Gephardt has also outlined a proposal under which a national voter referendum would be required to raise tax rates. The Gephardt proposal as recently outlined does not suggest wholesale changes to the corporate income tax. However, Rep. Gephardt has indicated that his plan would include proposals to eliminate tax preferences and subsidies for corporations.
September 8, 1995
Somehow I don't think this'll make it on his presidential election platform.
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R. Alex Whitlock
"I can see the concrete slowly creepin'
Lord take me and mine before that comes"
-Lynyrd Skynyrd "All I Can Do is Write About It"
Fred Reed writes a thoughtful
piece about where libertarian leads and how, in the end, it destroys freedom:
And so the rural character-filled county becomes another squishy suburb of pallid yups who can't put air in their own tires. The rugged rural individualists become cogs in somebody else's wheel. Their children grow up as libidinous mall monkeys drugging themselves to escape boredom. The county itself is a hideous expanse of garish low-end development . People's lives are run from afar.
What it comes to is that the self-reliant yeoman's inalienable right to dispose of his property as he sees fit (which I do not dispute) will generally lead to a developer's possession of it. The inalienable right to reproduce will result in crowding, which leads to dependency, intrusive government, and loss of local control.
I'd like to live again in Mr. Liddy's world. Unfortunately it is self-eliminating. Freedom is in the long run inconsistent with freedom, because it is inevitable exercised in ways that engender control. As a species, we just can't keep our pants up. But it was nice for a while.
He writes against libertarianism from a more interesting standpoint than most: Libertarianism destroys yeoman rurality. It reminds me a bit of what my roommate said regarding his few reservations about libertarianism: "I'm in favor of freedom, but what do big corporations suppress?" (or something to that effect). And it's a very good question. For me, it generally comes down to who I trust more and who is more accountable. For reasons that would be far too in-depth to post during the day, my answer is corporations. My belief isn't 100% (I support M$ lawsuits and don't get me started on the FCC), but to me the government should merely act as the referee of the free market game rather than the High Ruler. I believe the game has served us well and we are as well off as we are not because of the government, but because government gave private enterprise more room to succeed than any other country around.
My biggest problem with Reed's piece, though, is that it completely ignores the fact that most people
like suburbia. Not everyone, but not just exiles from the city, either. The fact is that people are leaving both the cosmopolitan cities and rustic, authentic rural towns for these mass-production model homes surrounded by shopping malls.
As Colby Cosh
explains:
What bothers me, I suppose, is the subliminal romanticization of a way of life that hasn't gone anywhere and is still available to anyone with the perverse gumption to go out and get it. How much of our vast continent, exactly, has been turned into suburban spiritual wasteland? Do you suppose it is as much as two, three percent of the surface area? If you want to live in the bush--and I'll put this in bold letters so it can't be missed--go there. There are plenty of Mosquito Coasts left where a man can, by and large, live free of dog licenses and zoning boards. There is always federal tyranny of various sorts to be considered, but that's not the kind Fred is talking about in his column. He's concerned with the inevitability of local tyranny. And, in fact, his account of how local tyranny comes about is not inaccurate, but at least a local tyranny can be fled. Why don't people do that? Why don't we do that, you and I and Steve and the Blowhards? Is it because we lament the loss of a way of life we're not willing for one second to participate in? I've always regarded such laments mostly as childish noise, I'm afraid.
I drive across Texas frequently and all along the way there are a lot of small towns (Columbus comes to mind, so does Hearn). Beautiful little places with a lot of history. Part of me thinks that it would be really neat to live in one of them. But hey, I want high speed Internet. I want a shopping mall. I want Best Buy and Circuit City competing for my business. I want to pick up toilet paper at WalMart at 3 in the morning just cause I can. I presently live right by a major mall in Houston, yet all I have to do is go right down the street to eat at one of those supposedly-extinct independently operated restaurants that the city would steal from the boonies as it approaches. If they exist where I live, they'll exist in "Brook Manor View" and practically anywhere. People in the suburbs have their choices as well and there are a lot of independent restaurants in Seabrook (halfway between Houston and Galveston), where I was raised.
So, if I so desire, I can either live in Houston, Seabrook, or Columbus. Fewer and fewer people are choosing Columbus these days, but you can't very well blame the free market for giving us that choice and then claim that its crushing freedom.
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I don't know... maybe you shouldn't. If you're one that only enjoys novels with armored tanks or dragons, it probably won't appeal to you. Likewise, if you want something that takes place at a breakneck pace, that's not me. But what is it, though?
If there's one question I hate answering, it's "What's the novel about?" Cause the answer is always the same: It's about people. My first novel was about a man, a woman, a few other people, and a bar. The second novel is about a man, another man, a couple women, and the biggest conspiracy on Earth or anywhere else. This one is about... well, a woman, a man, and another woman. Love triangle? Not really. Romance? Tragedy? Comedy? Romanticometragedy? It's more complicated than that. At the end of the day, however I describe it, it's about people, the things that they do, and why they do them. In this case, it's about the three people below.
There are also other reasons to read it. If you're a fan of Matchbox Twenty or Counting Crows, you can try to place some of the section quotes. If you're an editor type, you can inform me of all my goof-ups. Whatever floats your boat!
If you are going to read it, I'd appreciate it if you'd let me know when you start. Then, if you don't finish it, I'd also like to know where you stopped and why (if there's a dreadfully boring section, I need to know that!). In general, the more feedback I get (positive and negative), the better it will be and the more I'll be able to take with me to bigger projects.
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It Has Arrived!
R. Alex Whitlock
Outside of Seattle, those that have heard of her know her as Roz London, author of a moderately successful romance novel. Struck with writer's block, she is searching for a story. In her search, she runs across some emails from an old college friend back in Houston and contacted him. Her initial excitement soured as some of the more unpleasant memories came back to her until she decided she didn't wish to confront it anymore. By chance, she is subpoenaed back to Texas months later and, despite her best efforts, finds him at a local pub.
His name is Brad Carter and he is too distracted to notice his old friend. He is a computer programming contractor and with each passing day, more of his life becomes explained by the errant functions he battles at work. After months of trying to save his failing relationship, he's reached the end of his line. He's sacrificed everything to make the unworkable work, there is nothing left if he walks away from her, but he doesn't know what can be done.
Her name is Johanna Cianfracco, and she's always known there was something uniquely special about her and Brad. Two years ago they met, wounded hearts unable to get past their past. Things went wrong somewhere along the way, but she knows if they just try hard enough, they can save it. She's just not ready to give up quite yet.
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I desperately needed to get out Friday night. Strangely, though, I wasn't all that hep to the idea (which, ironically, is when I usually need to go out the most). I ended up conning myself into going by taking a shower "just in case" (I'd taken one in the morning, but the day had taken its toll) and sure enough, when I came out I was ready to go do something (nothing worse than being all cleaned up with nowhere to go). I'd already missed part of the
Mark David Manders show, but that was alright. The song he was singing when I got in was Don't It Make You Wanna Dance (Don't It Make You Wanna Sing)... and it did.
I won't go too far into the actual show itself, but it was definitely a winner. I missed a couple songs off his excellent new CD, but I caught most of what I wanted to hear. When the show ended, I wanted to get my Manders CDs signed. I planned to at the last show, but he usually plays right up to the 2:00 bell. This time, though, it was going to happen.
He was really pleased to see me when I walked up to him after the show. He'd seen me singing along in between beer swigs and was impressed with my knowledge of his lyrics. One of the nicer things about seeing a lot of local acts is that they notice these things. A few weeks back,
Bleu Edmondson nodded and smiled in my direction a couple times. Actually being appreciated by the artists always makes a show more engaging. I told him that I'd been following him for a couple years at the advice of my brother. I'd told him this before, but he sees a lot of people and the beer had taken its toll, as evidenced by his insistence that I was not Alex, but Eric (a surprisingly common mistake, two bosses kept referring to me by that time).
He took the CDs and a couple other folks wanted to say hello to him before they left. Fair enough, it gave me the opportunity to offer a light to his phenomenally attractive fiddler. One person after another came up to MDM so I waited patiently. The barkeeps at the Firehouse were locking up and telling everyone that wasn't a member of the band they needed to go. My excuse was set, though: I couldn't leave until he gave me back my CDs. It was the first time I'd been at the bar past closing time and it was a very different kind of atmosphere. The band overdrank their gratuity so they had to buy a couple beers, so MDM gave him a CD. Hey wait,
that's my CD!!
I raised my finger and he looked over and said "I gotcha taken care of!"
Whew.
We went out to his trailer to get the other CD (which is supposed to be a super-special one they send to radio stations, but I can't see any difference. He almost made the CD out to Eric, but then asked and magically transformed the E to an A. He then deemed me with the nickname "Solid" and the rest of my CDs were signed Solid (Alex) or "Alex, you're solid!" He didn't want to sign his original CD, which he doesn't care for very much, but I talked him into it. He offered me a beer from his truck and we drank and talked for a spell. I accidentally dropped one of the CDs (I was holding four and the beer). I leaned over to pick it up and out the beer went all over it. He asked me if I wanted another one.
"Are you kidding? This is a beer-drenched authentic Manders CD!"
And it is now one of the prizes of my collection.
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R. Alex Whitlock
New blogger
Mr. Ad, that is. One particularly interesting ad campaign he found is centered around the concept of women literally
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Check it out.
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R. Alex Whitlock
Periodically, I consider reversing the reversal of mind I had that lead me, after taking the LSAT twice, to declining going into law school.
Then I read things like
this and change my mind:
One of the strangest and most wonderful things about young associates at big law firms is their seemingly infinite capacity for unhappiness. In exchange for starting salaries of $125,000 a year, they put in 17-hour days, work weekends, and leave jackets on their chair backs on Friday at midnight so it looks like they haven't gone home. They toil away on extravagantly complex cases that are, for the most part, uninteresting to them, and they do all this without complaint. They know what they bargained for, and they unfailingly uphold their end of the deal.
It just goes downhill from there...
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R. Alex Whitlock
My taste in music varies pretty wildly. One day I'm writing about a red-dirt-americana band and the next I'm listening to Ben Folds Five and then Gordon Lightfoot. One of my more guilty pleasures in recent years is Matchbox Twenty. Their new CD came out and I took a special trip to the store to buy it. They were good for my novel, I reasoned (more on that later). Anyhow, it had a couple inserts in it. One of them was special access to some feature or another on their website. Cool. The second was a hotline in case any of your friends are threatening to massacre your classmates.
Now I don't know what's worse: That the demographics are so heavily veered to high school students that this was an appropriate place for a message directed to them... or that the high school students it was directed to are friends of potential mass-murderers. Well, I guess I am a certified
pariah, but still!
As if that wasn't bad enough I look for a track list to the M20 video I have playing right now (they're singing "Shame," my favorite from their first album) and I couldn't find it, but I did find
this:
Customers who bought this video also bought:
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Shoot me now.
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The Last Page has some
advice for conversing with tech people:
1. Your IT professional, in this case, me, doesn't give a good goddamn that your piece-of-shit-Radioshack-inspired printer ? AT HOME ? doesn't work. Period. So don't talk to us about it.
2. If your daughter has "met" someone named ManPie on the 'Net, someone who you think to be an Internet predator, you may want to check out some parenting classes, as opposed to giving your IT professional, or in this case ? me ? your bullshit hand-wringing woe-is-me story when I'm trying to make a decent cup of coffee out of the monkey piss that is in the break room.
3. Having problems with that AOL account at home? I don't care. Your IT professional doesn't care. So, please, just shut the fuck up!
4. Dude, gettin' yourself a Dell? I don't care. Your IT professional doesn't care. So, again, please, just shut the fuck up!
I have some I'd like to add:
5. Yes, I am aware that there are rumors circulating about an Internet e-mail tax. Personally, I think that they were started by Bigfoot. The monster, not the company.
6. I cannot in good conscience give you advice on how to upgrade a computer from 1994. Yes, I know you've read that RAM can increase the speed. Yes, yes, I know that a faster video card would help your kids play games, but you're asking to change the aerodynamics of a 1973 pinto. Get off your ass and buy a new computer.
7. If you're going to go into the IT person's office (or cubicle), please tell them what you want. Do not utter a few words at a time and then keep looking out the office just to make sure you're not missing someone important. I didn't ask you to come into the office in the first place.
8. Unless you work in the IT department, even if you think your computer should be ready by now do not ever EVER EVER EVER ask your IT person "What is it that you do all day?" if you ever want to see your computer again.
Thank you.
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R. Alex Whitlock
Brad DeLong
laments that it's so difficult to get his kids interested in math:
My kids--both The-Nine-Year-Old and The-Twelve-Year-Old--get the payoff from reading immediately. But they don't immediately get the payoff from math.
I think part of my problem when I was younger was that I was never really taught that reading was fun. Oh the sob stories I could tell about Mrs. T, my second grade teacher (my brother: same teacher, same problem). So it's good that DeLong has at least got them reading. Match was never so much a problem for me. I took to it very quickly. Mostly because of my interest in baseball statistics. If either of the kids are boys, that might be a good place to start. "If they have 17 home runs and it's halfway through the season, how many are they likely to get at the end of the year?" or, given their age and the likelihood that they are further along, "The ERA is composed of the average amounts of runs a pitcher would give up in a 9 inning game. If they've pitched a total of 25 innings and have given up 6 runs,what's their ERA?" It's immediately applicable and therefore of great interest. As for girls? All bets are off. I have no sisters.
The challenge for me was never getting me interested in math, it was keeping me interested. I burned out in high school, and while my English skills picked up, I never really got back into it. The biggest shock of my SAT score was that my English score was always higher than my math. Looking at it from what I know now, I'm surprised that was a surprise.
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Via
Ken Goldstein, the tragic tale of an
underappreciated member of the Superhero community:
In the beginning was just the three of us: Bruce, Kal-El, and me. The playboy, the straight arrow, and the court jester. We went to the academy together, were in the same graduating class. I remember that day. The sky was bright and clear and cold and we all were so proud as we got our uniforms. We went to all the bars together, hung out, told jokes, drank beer, chased girls (though what with his superhuman speed, Kal-El didn't really have to do much chasing). The Three Musketeers in spandex.
I guess the trouble started near the beginning. They (you know who 'they' are) said that we were all going to go solo. They were breaking up the band. Bruce got the black suit with the pointy ears; Kal-El got the big red cape (and then he goes and paints that silly giant "s" on it too. I never really understood that: I mean, how many guys flying around in a big red cape are there? You see that, it's gonna be Kal-El. Not gonna mistake him for someone else.). And me? The court jester? What do I get?
Reminds me of a cross between Triumph and Plastic Man. Anyone who knows these two gets a beer on me next time they're in Houston.
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R. Alex Whitlock
For anyone who wants to know why it took remarks as outrageous as Lott's last week to get many Republicans to decry Lott as a racist ass, I refer you to the comments of one "BP" on Daily Kos's
comments section:
It looks like, unfortunately, we are going to have to fight all this stuff AGAIN. Remember the country is now ruled by people who believe that the Confederate States of America is a desirable place to be.
I would respond, but
John Cole puts it much better than I ever could in his response:
What an utter load of crap. You want to fight all this again, otherwise all of your leaders wouldn't be silent. Take a look around and see who is most pissed off about this- Conservative commentators and bloggers. Read the Weekly Standard today? Or National Review? Jesus, the only Dem of note besides bloggers to condemn this has been Paul Krugman. Fred Barnes and Brit Hume shredded Lott last night.
You employ this rhetoric to make it sound like everyone who ever voted for the GOP cuts holes in his pillow cases. We don't. And Lott's comments make us look that way, which is why we are all livid. GO ahead and keep thinking you have to re-fight this battle, and that everyone to the right of Al Gore is an unreconstructed segregationist, and you are farther into lala-land than the INdymedia kids. The battle over race has been won (if the conservative outcry is not clear enough indication of this, I don't know what is), and thank goodness for it. Now quit using it as a weapon against all of your opponents, or I am gonna start saying anyone to the left of Al Gore is a communist. Boy- that will lead to productive discussions and politics.
I have nothing else to add.
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Congrats to
Greatest Jen, who manages to grasp what
Rottweiler Misha and
Rachel Lucas seem to miss about the importance of Lott's comments.
Lott seems to be channeling either George Wallace or doing a redux of the Ashley Wilkes role in "Gone with the Wind," who waxes nostalgic about the "high, soft Negro laughter from the slave quarters," when he gives his eulogy to the "Old South" he loves towards the film's end (Funnily enough, the meaning in the movie, released at the height of pre-WWII segregated America in 1939, was that slavery was an "awful" idea that had been defeated summarily in the Civil War and was still anathema in the 1930's. Scarlett O'Hara then sees Ashley for the failure he is, because he clings to "impractical," romantic and ultimately doomed institutions like the plantation manned by slaves.)
Obviously, this is an "Old South" that has rightfully passed away and the death of which Trent Lott rues also, feeling that Thurmond's presidency could have saved it.
It could be that Lott was opining that had Thurmond been elected President, it would have meant that Conservative values and policies would have been implemented at the highest level, sooner, but it's doubtful given the salient platform of segregation that hallmarked Thurmond's '48 candidacy.
It's not just about the politics. It's not just about that Lott is making Republicans look back. It's not about Lott being an ineffectual leader for some time now.
It's that Lott's statements were bigotted and have only been the latest step in a habitual toleration of bigotry for most of his professional career. Period.
We can say that he misspoke or her words were misinterpreted, but Lott has never said how. He never said what he meant to say other than the nonsensical apologies he's made, both of them lacking any real substance. Lott has danced with the devils of the CCC and
Southern Partisan for long enough that his statements need more than a cursory response. They need an explanation. One that he refuses to provide and one that leaves many of us wondering where he stands.
Personally, I don't think that Lott is a supremacist or even a segregationist. I do believe he has a car-salesman mentality and tells people what he thinks they want to hear. Such is the job of a politician. But there are limits to the acceptability of that. While he may not be a segregationist or supremecist, he is clearly tolerant of them. He detests neither idea. If he did explain it, he'd probably wrap it up in states rights ideology. If South Carolina wants to segregate, they should be able to. He may not approve and no state would elect to do it, but it should be their right.
No, it shouldn't. I am a firm believer in states' rights, but there are some position that states cannot hold because they are unacceptable. There is no middle ground or compromise. These things are unquestionably wrong and cannot be met with even with indifference, but must be met with pure hostility. When Lott looks at these bigots, he sees potential voters. That is not just a political failing, it's a moral one. As majority leader, he is one of the faces of the Republican Party. I want him removed, even if he were effective and the Democrats agreed not to make an issue of this. This is more important than politics.
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This picture of Al Gore is fitting on so many levels.
This one looks pretty cool, though.
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R. Alex Whitlock
I've always thought it was funny when I'd see on TV baseball the way the announcers would run stats through the ringer to get the most applicable history between a pitcher, batter, location, and day. For instance: "When facing up against Tommy Dodd, Jason Moranis is 0 for 3 in Phoenix with dry weather while batting after Staufensky during a full moon."
My reaction has always been "Maybe he was hurt that day?"
New blogger Daniel Goldberg has got it covered. He notes, quite correctly, that it doesn't matter what the University of Miami's history in a certain bowl is when
the team completely changes every four years! Then he invokes Russell. So go take a
look.
Goldberg, it's worth noting, has just won a spot on my blogroll for remembering me from when I was a star at the
Daily Cougar. That and he is a fellow Kafka fan. And not the least of which he runs a good blog, which would be reason enough if I wasn't so vane and cliquish.
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Nikita Demosthenes takes a
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35 year study: diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.
Congress authorizes direct deposit of illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.
Spotted Owl over-breeding threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.
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More on Senator Weasel (R-MS)
R. Alex Whitlock
Greg Wythe and I were messaging each other back and forth during Nightline tonight and their focus on Lott. What can I say that I haven't, yet? Drudge and the Times are going to report that he said the same thing a couple decades back. Either Lott is, in his heart, a bigotted segregationist or he's willing to play one in front of favorable crowds. I don't know which is worse. I don't really care. I know that tonight he made Julian Bond sound like a man of moderation and wisdom. Bond is a hero from the original movement who has become bitter over the years for whatever reason, but tonight he didn't even need to go over the top. Lott's behavior is so outrageous that there wouldn't be any point. He even expressed sympathy for frustrated young Republicans who detest bigotry.
That's a hell of a lot more than Trent's done.
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Alex has enlisted me to cover the 2004 elections from a Democratic perspective. I'll do what I can, so here's the first part: an overview of the candidates.
AL GORE (D-TN) - What to say about Gore? He was robbed. But I think a major component in that is that the people looked the other way when it happened. The polls were all over the place but most people didn't really care and, to the extent they did, they preferred Bush. Some say that it's because the media called the election for him and I think that's partially true. But a lot of it is just that they were never all that comfortable with him. It's not fair because he was pinned against the wall and up against an unwinnable argument with the media. How do you prove you're authentic? It's like trying to prove you're not mad when you're in an argument with someone, even when you genuinely aren't. More precisely, the criticized who he was and then criticized him for trying to be more personable. He couldn't win. Unfair, but it's not going away and we'd be fools to ignore it. He managed to win the popular vote in 2000, I think, largely because people didn't know if Bush was competent, and despite protests from the left he has proven that he is. Gore could beat Bush in 2000, but I don't think he's in a unique position to do so. In other words, if he does it will have more to do with Bush than Gore and one of the below candidates would probably also win.
JOHN KERRY (D-MA) - There was a moment that I was coming around to Kerry, but it passed pretty quickly. Other than his family fortune, I just don't know what the draw is here. He's a vet and that's great, but it doesn't count if you don't have a foreign policy in mind. If he had one during the Iraq debates, I never heard about it. Also, it bears repeating, he's a Massachusetts Democrat. While I don't remember Dukakis (I was too young), the comparisons seem relevent. Not just because of the state, but because of what the state represents. This didn't really occur to me all that much until he announced that he was against the death penalty. Am I wrong or wasn't that a pretty big deal with Dukakis? I've seen only a few clips from the Bush-Dukakis debates, and one of the ones they keep showing is where he said that he was against it. That may fly in Massachusetts, but 2/3 of the country are against it and I think the only candidate that can get by on it is one that is otherwise conservative or tough on crime. Kerry refers to himself as a moderate, but as a moderate partisan Democrat, I don't really see it. Nor, unlike Dean below, do I see anything new or refreshing about him. I'll vote for him if he gets the nomination, but I won't be excited about it and I think people less liberal than me will be even less excited. When's the last time a president was unseated by a candidate being really, really careful?
JOSEPH LIEBERMAN(D-CT) - He won't get the nomination. That and he annoys me so I'm not compelled to say very much about him.
DICK GEPHARDT (D-MO) - If Gephardt actually got the nomination, I think he would surprise people by how well he'd do in the general election. Demographics that are starting to veer Republican he would do well with. He probably wouldn't do that well in the South, but he'd do much better in the midwest. He could pick up Indiana and Ohio whereas I'm not sure many of the others would have a good footing there. Most Democrats aren't that excited about him, though. Me neither, except that he has a better chance of winning than Kerry. In my mind at least.
HOWARD DEAN (D-VT) - Dean is probably my first choice of contenders so far. However, that depends on his ability to win the nomination and I want to see him win it before I can completely throw my support behind him. He's got the outsider appeal to him that after two years of Republican dominance might be viewed favorably. He's not a senator so he doesn't have a voting record, but he is at once liberal and moderate. He supports gay marriage and gun rights. I don't think gay marriage will fly down here, but I think his advocacy of gun rights would negate that. He won't win Texas, but West Virginia and Kentucky become more a possibility. Maybe Virginia, too. I don't think he'll put people on-edge like Kerry will. He seems to have a lot of good things to say without just attacking Bush (which is important, but I don't think will win the presidency as long as Bush's personal ratings are high, as they'll likely be even if his job performance numbers drop). He has less to lose and in this kind of atmosphere I think that's the best kind of candidate when challenging a president.
JOHN EDWARDS (D-GA) - He's really running for vice president. I think he'd make a good one.
WESLEY CLARK (D-AR) - God, I hope he runs. If there is any candidate that can unseat a moderately popular Bush when no one else can, it'll be General Clark. While Kerry has military experience, that alone doesn't negate the issue without a proposed policy (which he presently doesn't have). Clark would need a policy, too, but his would have instant credibility. He would take the entire issue off the table and once that's been done, Bush is more vulnerable than ever. If Bush's foreign policy goes very well and Iraq is a happy democracy and nothing tragic has occurred, Bush will probably be unbeatable. Those Democrats that think that the issue of national security will be completely off the table by 2004 and GWB's victory won't get him re-elected are going to be disappointed. If all is good but not great, Clark can negate Bush's numbers and focus on domestic issues, where Bush is pretty vulnerable and I think still will be in 2004.
That's all for now. Did I miss anyone?
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Faced with an uproar over his remark that the nation would have been better off if Strom Thurmond had won the presidency when he ran on a segregationist ticket in 1948, Senate Republican leader Trent Lott apologized Monday night, saying he misspoke.
"A poor choice of words conveyed to some the impression that I embrace the digarded policies of the past," Lott, R-Miss., said in a statement. "Nothing could be further from the truth, and I apologize to anyone who was offended by my statement."
Lott spokesman Ron Bonjean said the senator issued the statement "out of personal concern for the misunderstanding."
"You can't shake the Devil's hand and say you're only kidding." -They Might Be Giants
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The East End Vigilantes: Episode Two
R. Alex Whitlock
They may be currently disarmed, but they're
training:
Sandra Liebeg says she practices shooting because she has to.
The young men at whom she fears she may have to aim her gun some night use the same firing range -- and bring their own targets.
"They don't miss their targets," said Liebeg, an airline flight attendant who last week offered to enlist in a vigilante group patrolling the Eastwood neighborhood.
The chance meetings between Liebeg and the people she suspects are gang members are the kind of encounters that characterize, for some, the conflicted life in a historic sector both proud of its charm and unnerved by a growing crime rate.
Residents there want to clear a tarnished image of the East End as a rundown, crime-ridden swath of Houston. They brag about stylish old bungalows, a thriving manufacturing base and more development on the horizon.
At the same time, a more critical minority stands unsatisfied by police efforts to curb crime, disappointed by what they see as neglect and willing to lend a gun to the cause of the vigilante crew that has offered to fix the crime problem.
So not only are they forming their own task force, they're going to have a headquarters and armory! Between Enron, Mrs. Yates, and the K-Mart bust, all the interesting things seem to be happening here lately.
One thing that caught my interest, though, was this little factoid:
Last year, incidents of major crime rose about 23 percent in the East End after a series of declines since the mid-1990s. Rape, robbery and aggravated assaults increased more sharply in Black's neighborhood, climbing 38 percent from 2000 to 2001.
Lest we forget l
ast episode, an HPD asst. Chief had this to say:
McClelland said that, while Black may see some gang activity, the area is not especially bad.
"There are no unique crime patterns," said McClelland, who heads South Bureau patrol units. "Crime is not out of control. Residents are not in life-threatening situations."
Meanwhile, outside the HPD in a place called reality, Constable* Victor Trevino has this to say:
Constable Trevino, who grew up in the East End, said its residents have been on the leading edge of citizen involvement for more than 20 years.
"I don't agree with any vigilante types," Trevino said. "But we cannot replace citizen involvement, the eyes and ears of the police. The people here are really good for that."
So we're already developing a cast:
Frank Black: The leader of the vigilante squadron. Occupation unknown. Has the perfect name for the role.
Joe the Pipefitter: Don't know much about him, he's in the
first article. Blue collar man waging war on crime!
Double Agent Mo: Fearlessly resisted being recruited by gang, now joining the side of justice! (first article again)
Sandra Liebig: While not actually a member of the brigade, she nonetheless trains to assist them in recurring guest shots. (second article)
Henry Garcia: Partially disabled man with the team in spirit. (second article)
Assistant Chief Charles McClelland: The bureaucratic officer of the law that frowns down upon vigilanteism. Slick with the truth. Perhaps politically minded (perhaps not).
Constable Victor Trevino: The Constable of the county's precinct. Known for his pro-active approach to involve the community in his nationally-aclaimed Zebra Squad, a group of volunteer reserve officers who have caught thousands of parole violators (this all is true,
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Mayor Lee P. Brown: The same crappy mayor he is in real life.
Better than half of what's on TV, no?
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Texas Mercury's Bob Weir writes in
defense of traffic tickets:
Okay, so they were speeding, or they cut across an intersection just after the light turned red. Does that make them criminals? Maybe they had a long hard day at the office and simply wanted to get home ASAP. They?re entitled. After all, they are law-abiding citizens who pay their taxes, donate to charities, get along with their neighbors, and believe in truth, justice, and the American way.
I haven't gotten any in over two years and a couple years ago I got them every three months ago like clockwork, despite driving no less safely at the time (I'll explain below), and whether I'm getting ticketed or not my belief is the same: Bob's wrong.
At least where I'm from, where citations are a joke.
In southeast of Houston, where I was raised, there was a street a couple minutes away. On the right was wooded area. On the left were houses, but there was a wall seperating them from the road (lest anyone think kids frequently wan in the middle of it). It was practically four lanes, though there was no paint marking it off. If you were going down this road, you were just trying to get to the end of it. Speed limit? 20mph (32kph*). On a stretch of Highway 3, when you're passing through Webster, the speed limit drops from 50mph (80kps) to 35mph (55kps) and there is a cop waiting at city limits. In one small municipality, they only ticket non-residents (they know this because in Houston, people have stickers on their cars so they can get into flood zones to get back to their houses, if they see it, no ticket). Go into town and you may find a small municipality named Bellaire, though you'd be smart not to actually exit 610 there, because they have three cops in what is essentially a ticketing machine right at the end of the exit. You'd better be going 35mph (55kph), pal, no matter how fast the cars (that just exited a major freeway, mind you) behind you are going.
In between Houston and the small municipality I was raised is a city called Pasadena. From 1996-2000 I practically lived in that town, visiting my then-girlfriend there frequently. In Pasadena, there is a highway called Spencer where the speed limit was uncannily set at 40mph (65kph). The average flow of traffic was 50mph or so, except on Friday and Saturday nights, when everyone knew better. PPD cops were given overtime solely so they can ticket drivers. Spend an hour at an IHOP at 12 on a Friday night, you'll see flashing lights all night long. Thursday night? Here and there, at most. From 1996-2000, I probably got 15-20 speeding tickets. I have not gotten a single one since 2000 [knocking on wood].
Some time ago, the state legislature passed a law requiring that no more than 1/3 of a town's revenue could come from speeding tickets. In Pasadena, Webster, Seabrook, and other small municipalities, they've found a way to be generous. If you just pay them the cost of the ticket, they'll make it disappear from your record. Win-win. Except that it's no longer a ticket, it's an "administrative fee" and thus does not count to that ceiling. The state also allows you to take defensive driving classes to avoid alerting the insurance companies, but there is a $60 fee (the maximum the state allows) wherever you are when you elect to take that (but you only can once a year, which is why they have the aforementioned "Deferred Adjudication" racket).
In Texas, we have four layers of police officers: DPS (state troopers), Sheriff's Deputies (county), Constable's Deputies (county precinct), and city officers. Though the DPS generally stays away from the big cities, you still have to worry about the Sheriff's Deputies and most particularly the Constable's Deputies. Constable's official job function is the man the courts (bailiffs), but they run a profitable side job as traffic cops. Since they are county officers, there is no ceiling to how much money they can make off tickets. It shows, too.
I am not anti-cop (in fact, I used to want to be one) and I don't have a problem with cops pulling over dangerous drivers. In fact, I've literally cheered when I've seen a dangerous driver pulled over. I've been pulled over once or twice where I honestly didn't know I was going that fast or I knew but I was in a hurry. No complaints, really. The problem is that it has extended so far beyond that it matters more what township you're driving in rather than how dangerously you're driving. It has basically become another form of taxation. I oppose excess taxation.
So I find it all conveniently fitting in my ideology.
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Do Shows Get Any Better Than This?
R. Alex Whitlock
Friday night I went out to see Stoney LaRue and Django Walker play. Stoney put on a particularly good show (I wasn't a fan of his at first, but he's growing on me). I was hoping he'd play the classic song
The Weight, which is not only a favorite of mine but LaRue played particularly well last time I saw him.
Not only did he play it, but the scruffy old man in the corner selling his CDs was none other than legendary (to this Texan, anyway) Oklahoma songwriter Bob Childers, who sang it with him! It was a spectacular moment.
I didn't know how Django was going to top that, but he managed to. First by doing not one, but two Cross Canadian Ragweed tunes. The first being the always-popular Bang My Head and then, a song that CCR generally doesn't even play anymore, dope-induced
Carney Man (sample lyrics:
I want a big red nose; I want some floppy shoe / I want a squirtin? flower, squirt it on you / Like all the bad clowns do. / I want juggle bowling pins in the sun / I want to join the circus; the circus looks like fun.) Followed by a couple of Django's own, followed by Reckless Kelly's
Crazy Eddie's Last Hurrah (sample lyrics:
Well I gathered up all of my guns / And a pipe bomb just for fun / And I drove to her house and parked on the lawn She's right, I always was a crazy one), where Stoney joined in before becoming the first person at the Firehouse I've ever known to try to mosh. The crowd didn't think he was serious, but we all jumped in at the last minute to save him. Crazy bastard did it again later in the show, when our minds were intoxicated and our reflexes slower. We were all quite proud of ourselves for giving him a second ride.
Nonetheless, I'm sorry that I missed out on Randy Rogers on Saturday night, but I had other plans and thankfully
Kevin and
Callie were good enough to provide some descriptions.
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"Some day another man will put his ring on her finger and she?ll be happy? as she deserves to be. She doesn?t need this, but you? you should have one, too. You should have some other man who didn?t abandon you give it to you, but I?m here and this is all I have to give you. You deserve the happiness that comes with it." -Brad Carter, Something So Perfect
There are some moments in life that are just too serious to be hokey. Engagement is one of them. There are few wrong ways to go about it. What matters most is that you're sincere and that it's what you want to do (oh, and if she says "No proposals on national TV" you should probably take her word on that). No proclamation, however grand, can be wrong so long as she understands how serious it is. Inversely, even saying little will do you know ill. The ring says it all.
The ring and it's promise, that is, not the ring and it's price tag.
Stuart Banner
pondered on all those materialistic commercials suggesting that the value of the ring is commensurate with the man's feeling for the women.
Jane Galt added her own two sents, objectively (as she does so well) looking at the sentimental value of such ideals, then noting why it is perhaps not ideal:
In the case of the diamond commercials, it resurrects for women the fairy tale world of our childhood romantic imaginations, where we are clad in beautiful dresses and a but-hazily-seen Prince Charming showers us with pretty baubles. On another level, it creates the fantasy of a man who loves you so much that he will sacrifice outrageous sums of money merely to buy you an object of absolutely no intrinsic utility whatsoever, and of which he himself takes no enjoyment outside of yours. Such commercials are particularly appealing if you're in a long term relationship, when the initial ardor has faded, and the gent in your life is more likely to come home with a brand new garbage disposal than some useless piece of compressed carbon. Of course, if he did, reality might intrude. These days, when both people work, and both people pay the bills, it's considerably less romantic to be handed a $10,000 rock, when half of the labor that went into earning that rock was, technically, yours.
Sounds about right.
As it turns out, I have some experience in this area. Particularly when it comes to the costly nature of the ring. The idea that a woman can judge a man by his ability to afford a ring can be intimidating. It's a test, of sorts, on how much she loves him. The tables can also be turned around, though. The more she insists on a gorgeous ring, the more suspect a woman is. In my eyes, anyway. And that says as much about me as it does about them. Chances are, a woman really interested in very nice things would not be very interested in me. They appreciate nice things, but I break and lose them. Not intentionally, of course, but I do nonetheless. I cleaned out my car on Saturday. When people clean out there cars, they often discover pocket-change and some receipts. I discovered not one, but two portable CD players, assumed lost and replaced. On top of that, I'm never going to be rich. So any woman who sees me as the ticket to riches and wealth is mistaken.
In the spring and summer of 2000, I had started laying out ambitious plans for the rest of my life. I took the LSAT and prepared for law school and a promising career in Intellectual Properties law. I had been dating Tanya for well over three years and started making plans for us as well. I informed both of our parents of my intentions and had started planning to buy the all-important ring. One thing lead to another and my over-extention caught up with me. Tanya had some pretty big plans of her own, and it became increasingly apparent that I wasn't going to be able to bankroll it, as I had thought I would be able to. I was silent about it, but this increasingly became problem for me.
I brought up the ring casually, and asked her if she had anything in mind for what she would want. She was still unaware of my plans and I asked a lot of hypothetical questions, so it didn't raise any flags. The ring was more-or-less taken care of, but I needed some sort of assurance that I was not about to make a big mistake for both of us by tying her down with a man that would hinder more than help her achieve her dreams. So it was, in a way, a test. She passed with flying colors. Our relationship cratered some time after for a number or reasons, but that wasn't among them. When she does get that ring soon (yes, Jon, that's a hint), though, the size and value of it won't matter, just as it shouldn't. As for me, if I do ever become wealthy for one reason or another, I'll most likely invest a lot more in that ring, but it won't be worth a penny more.
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If you think record companies want nothing to do with Napster clones such as Morpheus and Kazaa--or with the listeners who download free music off the web--well, you're wrong. With help from BigChampagne, a market research startup that tracks file-sharing sites, record labels have found a silver lining in music theft.
BigChampagne, with offices in Atlanta and L.A., can gather a slew of raw customer feedback by hanging out on the highways that make up peer-to-peer networks. Record labels then buy that data to learn whether, say, Eminem or Faith Hill is hotter this week, which single off Ja Rule's album might be the next runaway hit, or whether a little-known artist is more popular than predicted. BigChampagne, which is already profitable, can also break down the information geographically and demographically.
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InstaProf and his readers are wondering why the Democrats are so silent about Trent Lott's idiocy. The way I figure it, it's because they all already believed Lott to be a racist (like
Kuff) or they believe that we all believe what Lott said.
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Replacing the Broken Neckless That Holds the Albatross Up
R. Alex Whitlock
The retirements of Strom Thurmond and Jesse Helms are cause for celebration, regardless of your political leanings. For liberals and Democrats, it's the exit of the two senators with the most repugnant (and, I might add, unrepentently so) views on racial relations. While many hard-liners will argue that the rest of the Republicans are "just as bad," the more reasonable of them will hopefully take solace that the Republican Party has moved on just a little bit. For Republicans, well the two most repugnant Republican office-holders are no longer around to so publically tar the party's reputation on race. In George W. Bush, we have a new breed of Republican further unhindered by the relics of the past. For conservatives and libertarians, the notion of states' rights has instantly become a little more valid. For blacks, a specters of a horrifying past have been laid to political rest. For whites, the relics of a past we should be ashamed of are gone.
Happy day.
So what the bloody hell is wrong with Trent Lott?!
"I want to say this about my state: When Strom Thurmond ran for president we voted for him. We're proud of it. And if the rest of the country had of followed our lead we wouldn't of had all these problems over all these years, either." -Sen. Trent Lott (R-MS)
As a writer once said, "Jesus fucking wept, I don't know what else to say!"
That Mississippi (and the South in general) went for Thurmond in 1948 is
NOT something to be proud of! Or anything less than utterly ashamed of. Thurmond and his ilk are a shame to the whites that believed in him and what he stood for, The South, the Southern Democratic Party that fostered him for so long, the conservatives that apologized for him, and the Republican Party that accepted him into their (fuck, our) ranks.
There is the natural tendency to not speak ill of the departing, and though I don't hold that particular view I do understand it. The appropriate "respectful" (if he was deserving of such respect) response is silence. It's to bite our tongues and let him depart in peace (again, if he were... you get the idea).
Try to paint a whitewashed picture of the nation's only centurian senator and the old man Father Time can't knock down or whatever but PLEASE, don't take pride in the campaign that he ran twisting the notion of states' rights into an excuse for segregation and disenfranchisement. Christ, I can't believe I even have to fucking say this!
What the hell is up with Trent Lott lately?
It's hard to believe this pathetic excuse of a helmet-head in search for some sense of relevence was once the man who single-handedly killed John McCain's odious cigarette tax bill. I had such hopes for him. Jeffords wouldn't have been able to toss the Senate to the Democrats if Lott hadn't lead the Republicans through the loss of 5 seats in 2000. That was the year President Bush won. Reasonably high turnout. We lost states such as Washington and Minnesota where Bush amazingly ran a competitive race.
Why is he still around?
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Armed Liberal talks about
required positions for a Democratic presidential candidate.
Professor Cooper is set off and
responds. So does
Ann Salisberry.
Armed Liberal
responds to both and later writes more on the
cultural divide.
Professor Cooper adds
more thoughts into the fray.
Here's where I come in. I sent Coop an email, with my consent he
comments to a portion of it on his blog.
Armed Liberal
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There are a number of people who believe that violent video games have a pervasive effect on society. I am, for the most part, not one of those people. But while I don't agree with that argument, I can at least understand it. Kids are impressionable and for someone that wasn't raised in a video game environment, I could see how they'd assume kids would take it a little too seriously. Wrong, but understandable.
Now, apparently, some people are taking it a step further. Video games aren't causing kids to be more violent, they're causing grown-ups to be more violent. Not only grown-ups, but
professionals.
Via
ESPN.com:
In many of the video games endorsed by both the league and the NFL Players Association, gamers can choose to play without penalties and allow its virtual players to levy devastating hits. This comes at a time when the league has fined players on 19 occasions for helmet-hit infractions this season, compared to 20 for all of last season.
...
"We are going to be specifically responding to the issues that the league has brought up with us," said Miguel Iribarren, Midway's vice president of corporate communications. "Their concern is with the type of hits in our game, which means we're going to have to make a few changes to be consistent with what really goes on on the field."
Even players who have been fined have criticized the league for cracking down on the field, while allowing its video game partners free reign. The onus might also fall on the Players Association. The NFLPA reportedly raked in $12 million from video game licensing fees last year.
It would seem that violent football games are having a pervasive effect on the football players. Professional football players are taking cues from video games that emulate them (taken up a couple notches). Since they see it on video games, they reason, they should be able to do it on the field?
Of course, there is the hypocrisy angle and I'm actually sympathetic to that. The NFL has no business endorsing a game like NFL Blitz. That should be common sense. It's all part of a greater hypocrisy on the part of the NFL and sports media that decries violent hits, but gives the violent hitter extra screen-time in endless replays. They decry end-zone taunts, yet make media stars out of the taunters. So I'm not going to stick up for the NFL here, but I'm damn well going to take issue with the notion that video game violence is causing or justifying excessive hits on the field. Any player with that base level of reasoning is a danger to everyone on the field and off. The NFL has tolerated the Michael Irvins of the sport for far too and to buy into the notion that video games are even a minor factor in what's going on is ridiculous and a cop out.
So please, NFL, don't endorse NFL Blitz. Don't make media stars out of the naughty. But, for heaven's sake, don't blame it on the damn video games.
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Ora shared some thoughts on her site (that I don't know if she would like me linking to or not, so I'll err on the side of caution) that I thought I'd pass along. It's a response to the "By Nothing Day" or whatever that was.
I am going shopping again today with my mom. To Buy Nothing Day ... I say, "Bite me." I'm happy to live in America, where I have the freedom to make the choice to shop if I want to. To people who wish to bombard me with their absurd propaganda, I say ...
I got a pimptastic new 64mb flashdrive for $2 and most of my christmas shopping is completely done with savings of at least 20% off and you missed out because you were boycotting shopping.
Tell me what's worse .. doing your consuming at the inflated retail price so that you can "make a statement" on ONE particular day or getting the discounts while they're available? If you really want to make a statement, cut down on your own consumption ALTOGETHER, not on just one day. I spend about 10% of my paycheck every month. Selecting one day to refrain from shopping when it's likely that most of you shop all fucking year long anyway is asinine.
.. and how ironic that the day is completely supported by Christians. Religious on Sundays and liberal on black Friday. At least they're consistant.
Personally, I just plum forgot to buy anything that day. I was too busy in the cellar writing. Makes me feel like a failure...
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Award goes to
The Kuff:
The glittering "Disco E" was the highlight of Day 2 of the current Enron auction:
The glitziest of Enron's signs, the "disco E," was sold for $33,000 at auction Wednesday to a man who declined to give his name and immediately drove off in a Ferrari.
"It's a Christmas present for the person who has everything," he told reporters while hurrying through the Hotel Inter-Continental lobby to the sleek gray car.
The Ferrari's Texas license plate number, F57CRG, is registered to a Richard Bowman. He could not be located for comment.
An online library search found that a man named Richard Bowman used to be chief executive officer of Tri-Union Development in Friendswood. Tri-Union Vice President Jeffrey Janik said the company's ex-CEO drove a Ferrari and lived in Tanglewood.
Those last two paragraphs represent more investigative reporting by the Chron on Enron-related matters than they did in all of 2001.
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X-Men and the Fault of Going Halfway
R. Alex Whitlock
Andrea Harris has a
review of
X-Men on Blogcritics. The last paragraph is what jumped out at me:
There was no way to avoid making the comic-book props such as the huge, metal-walled secret hide-outs with their vast doors and gigantic corridors, and the throne-like weapon Magneto plans to use against the human race, less silly-looking. They simply contrasted too greatly with the prosaic scenes of beaches, city streets and the pleasant "School for Gifted Children" that was the X-Men's refuge. The various hyperreal contraptions in the Batman movies did not seem so foolish or glaringly out of place because the directors of those movies were wise enough to make the entire environment -- Gotham City streets, apartments and mansions, peoples' costumes, and so on -- different from everyday life.
More eloquently than I have, she pinpoints why
X-Men was a disappointment. If X-Men the comics is a look at how mutants would exist in a comic book world, then X-Men the movie was supposed to be how they would interact in the real world. That isn't just my perception, but rather what they were billing it as. The way that they changed Wolverine's costume (over the objection of many fans) and the toning down of the X-Men's profile (in the fictional world, that is) were all part of an effort to add more realism to the concept. With a couple of exceptions here and there, they did a reasonable job with it visually. The script, however, completely betrayed all of that effort. No matter how much you tone down the costumes, when the plot centers around a giant pseudodeathray huddled away in the Statue of Liberty, it's a comic book movie. They might as well have slapped Wolverine into the yellow geddup he's known for.
Put more finely, the problem is that they didn't go all the way with one direction (comic book) or the other (realistic), so the final product was disjointed. The silly parts looked sillier. Parts that they might have gotten away with (Magneto's helmet and Cyclops's eyeguard) via an explanation or two combined with the villain's insipid plot to drag the movie in two directions at once, leaving people like me and those that wanted a comic book movie both disappointed. The viewer can try to explain to him or herself that the eyeguard is just a rational response to Cyclops's handicap, but when the pseudodeathray comes into play, it's demonstrated that a viewer trying to keep this movie in the context of the real world is simply wasting his or her time.
Compare this to
Batman or
Spider-man. As Andrea points out, Batman went to the trouble of redesigning the entire world in order to fit the kind of reality that someone like Batman could exist in. Because it all fit together, it felt realistic even when it clearly wasn't.
Spider-man went a few steps further and was more obvious about the comic book nature of the movie by sticking the Green Goblin in a villain's suit, making Spider-man's costume and the necessary inconsistencies with his powers (it might be neat to have the webbing come out of his rear end, but wouldn't have made good cinema) thus more believable. If they had, for instance, put Green Goblin in a "realistic" villain's geddup (say a green mask with a green trenchcoat) it would have made Spiderman look awfully goofy to the point that it would have detracted from the movie. Since the hero is colorful and the villain is colorful and the acting (J. Jonah Jamison in particular) is over the top, the entire place felt like the sort of world where there could be a guy with spider powers with a bright costume.
X-Men could have done this, too. They could have put Wolverine in a yellow costume, given Magneto an intricate looking helmet and the movie wouldn't have felt so disconnected. It would have been an unserious movie, but a lot of movies are that way. Or X-Men could have done what it set out to do and ditched the deathray and the melodrama. Make the villain's plot a little more tenable (putting something in the drinking water or whatnot), keep Magneto's helmet covered, get rid of some of the neat but unrealistic gadgets, and go from there. Or they could have tried to make it a science fiction sort of thing and changed the setting of NYC in order to match that (in other words, don't just let the X-Men and villains be the one with neat gadgets). There's a number of ways they could have gone about it, but in the end it was an unserious movie that tried and failed to take itself seriously and an unrealistic movie that tried and failed to be realistic.
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Kris Lofgren has some extremely incisive thoughts on Germany and (more particularly) Turkey:
While many questioned this claim, it may indeed by exactly what the West needs. If Turkey were to completely become the puppet of American policy and overhaul its entire history of Muslim identity, it is virtually certain that the rest of the Muslim world would see Turkey as the epitome of the Muslim sellout. On the contrary, when Turkey is able to develop as a prosperous, democratic nation full of wealth and liberty, yet still maintaining a strong allegiance to Islam and its cultural roots, Turkey will be more able than ever to prove to both Europe and the Muslim world that Democracy and Islam are not contradictory goals. A conservative democratic government in Turkey is exactly what the United States should be hoping for. The United States needs Turkey to be that bridge to Middle Eastern development. If Turkey can prove the possibilities of freedom and democracy succeeding in a nation made up almost entirely of Muslims, there is little reason for the rest of Islam not to follow.
The entire thing is well worth reading (though Kris's archives aren't working, it's the top post).
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"THERE'S NO DANGER HERE, SIR, AND IF YOU TRY TO PROTECT YOURSELF YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL"
Despite my former (and probably future) affection for comic books and a novel I'm working on with vigilante themes, I think it's safe to say that vigilantism is not a sign of a healthy society. So I read
this article from the Houston Chronicle with some anxiety:
A band of residents of an East End neighborhood, fed up with cowering on their porches, has decided to respond to street gangs with a two-by-four to the head -- and maybe worse.
The loose collaboration that includes dads, military veterans and young men who spurned gangs has gone on the offensive, patrolling for gang members and attacking at least one when they believed they had caught him committing a crime.
"If we have to use violence, we'll use it," said Frank Black, the posse's leader.
But I don't know who to be more worried about. Whether Black's motives are good or not, the police and busybodies are right that this could cause a lot more harm than good. They don't have the same professional protections as the cops and, if they ever get the wrong guy (or intervened in a situation they did not understand) or a jury can be convinced that they did, they are held personally, civilly, and criminally liable in a way that police aren't. Not to mention their victims, who may just be guilty of being at the wrong place at the wrong time.
At the same time, judging by the HPD spokesman I can understand their irritation:
But to the casual observer, the neighborhood does not appear to be overrun by gangs. Children play in the parks, teenage girls walk home from school alone or in couples and residents work under jacked-up cars parked along the streets.
McClelland said that, while Black may see some gang activity, the area is not especially bad.
"There are no unique crime patterns," said McClelland, who heads South Bureau patrol units. "Crime is not out of control. Residents are not in life-threatening situations."
So there's not a problem.
In a 1998 case in southeast Houston, Garcia's office found that a family feud centering on two young lovers had sparked what seemed to be a gang war. The office began trying Monday to get to the root of the East End battles.
Well, maybe there is a problem (and has been for two years), but we're gonna look at it first thing Monday, I swear!
If a real resurgence in East End gang activity is occurring, Garcia said, it may be because some leaders convicted of crimes in the 1990s are making parole.
So now that we think about it, gang activity
would make sense
Garcia also noted that Houston gangs rarely attempt to terrorize their neighborhoods to the degree that Black describes.
Not that you aren't imagining the whole thing...
The Anti-Gang Office is conducting a study to determine where gang violence is most concentrated in the city. After reviewing 3,000 police reports and interviewing hundreds of schoolchildren and gangsters, Garcia said, the hot spot seems to be in southeast Houston, well south of Black's neighborhood.
Besides, now that we look at it, it's not really your problem.
If members of the vigilante group are found patrolling illegally with weapons, he said, police will disarm them.
But if you try to solve it, we will take you in.
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Is it me, or does
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I remember once when I was in a park I saw this guy asking this girl out. Except that he didn't want to risk saying what he wanted to say, so jerked back and forth like a fifteen year old driving a standard, between "I'm just joking" to "but seriously." If she hadn't been entirely oblivious to it all, she would have gotten whiplash by watching him bounce back and forth so much from the realm of harmless flirting and dead-serious persuit. The thing is, she couldn't possibly give an answer until she knew exactly what he was asking. I've seen it many times before in my lifetime and I'm sure that I'll see it again many, many more. If you want a response, you have to ask or say what's on your mind. If you're trying to make a point, you've got to stick your neck out and make it.
That's William Raspberry's problem in
this Washington Post article. What he's trying to say (we should be wary of religion conservatives here because they're like religious conservative terrorists abroad) gets muddled by his nodding and winking disclaimers. C'mon, William, I can't address points unless you truly raise them.
But I'll try.
Here's why. People for whom religion is the source of wisdom and truth, whose religious and civic lives are seamlessly connected, and who hold governmental authority must be greatly tempted to do what they can to place truth on the throne. Maybe they have to make the effort.
But isn't that just the effort that was made by the Taliban? Doesn't that urge, or something like it, drive the religious zealotry that, ultimately, justifies much international terrorism? Aren't those right-thinking clerics in Nigeria who want to stone that allegedly adulterous woman to death (but who seem willing to look the other way with regard to her sexual partner) acting out of their sense of truth?
So what you're saying (when you finally got to the point, that is) is that it's not the belief that adulterous women ought to be killed that's the problem, it's the fact that they believe this with all their hearts and minds. So, since that they believe this with all the wisdom and truth and yadda yadda, those that believe anything with all wisdom and truth are then equally suspect? So it's not what you believe that makes you dangerous insofar as it is the belief in
something? So a Quaker that preaches pacifism is substantially no different from a Muslim who forces young girls back into a flaming building because they're not fully dressed? All things equal since they're all listening to their God, regardless of what it is their God tells them to do? Not so much that they believe what right and wrong are and/or what they do or don't do to enforce that standard, but merely because they believe in the concept of right and wrong?
Maybe it's just better you didn't come out and say it...
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R. Alex Whitlock
Sometimes Anna Quindlen is both articulate and just plain
right.
This is what you might call the glorious kinship of the disenfranchised, and the suggestion is that it comes with Tiger?s territory. He has risen to the top of a game that for many years was the symbol of the supremacy of the white country-club culture, and so when there are inequities, it?s assumed he has some obligation to address them. This sounds perilously close to the notion that a black man has to pay an additional toll for position in the white world.
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R. Alex Whitlock
Kevin has some cogent
thoughts on Texas A&M's firing of RC Slocum:
For some reason, Aggies have blinders when it comes to their institution. Because of R.C. Slocum's hard work into turning a cheating program without a great winning tradition into an honorable, winning program, they seem to think that College Station is akin to Notre Dame, a place where all great athletes should simply want to go.
Raised in UT circles, I've made a number of A&M cracks about their obsession with tradition (ie "institution"). Students and alums, like students and alumni from every major university*, believe that everyone should want to go there. And, as Kevin points out, victory can be intoxicating. After a time you feel that it's owed to you. A&M people are doubtlessly upset that their days as top dog in this state are, for the time being, at an end. The question, at this point, becomes whether or not they will get there quicker by holding on to Slocum or by trying to attract someone new. Kevin's story of OU's decision to fire a coach a while back could be prophetic:
Because it wasn't that long ago when Oklahoma Sooner fans were just as fed up with Gary Gibbs. He couldn't beat the big rivals (Texas, Nebraska, and Colorado). He had four-loss seasons (never mind the reduced scholarships thanks to Switzer's outlaw years). His recruiting wasn't as good as Barry Switzer's had been (never mind the relative decline of Oklahoma's facilities and the aforementioned probation). So they axed him. And Sooner fans cheered. Until midway through the next season, when Schnelly's alleged sideline drinking and nearly killing a player and, yes, the 5-5-1 record (with the same losses to Nebraska and Colorado), weren't exactly highlights. And then came John Blake. Oh dear.
On the other hand, UT took national heat for firing Coach Mackovic after his first losing season. On a national TV show someone lamented (what has happened to college football when one losing season gets you fired?). The point that they totally missed is that Mackovic's job had been dangling by a kite string for two or three years, saved only by a crucial victory against Nebraska here or Texas A&M there. The 4-7 season came as a relief to our family, a small price to pay to get Mackovic out of town.
Then came Mack Brown and, say what you will about the man, he put UT back on the map. So will A&M be another OU story or UT story? I'm not gonna judge, but I sure hope Kevin is right (sans dead students, anyway).
*- This statement is not meant to declare or imply that students of the University of Houston (UH) believe or express the belief that UH is or should be attractive to smart students, athletic students, talented students, or any student that is not holding down three part-time jobs or a full-time job (or some variation of 60hr/wk employment) and living in the greater metropolitan Houston area. Except you, R.C. UH is a great school! Call us! Please!!
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When You Open That Can of Worms, There's a Whole Lotta Wigglin' Goin' On
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Jane Galt plays opens on the whole
file-swapping can. She points to an article with a whole bunch of college students of the entire "art should be free" idiocy.
Sure, art should be free, just as soon as artist's food and rent can be free.
Then there's the whole "Artists get paid by concerts and not by record sales" idiocy.
That would be like my boss coming to me and saying "Hey, you get money from your tax returns, so I shouldn't have to pay you."
Doesn't change the fact that without my pay, I get no tax returns and without record sales (via the industry), concerts don't pack 30,000 seat arenas.
That being said, looking for deep philosophical motives by talking to college students is just about as stupid. As I said in a
discussion with
Owen Courreges some time ago:
Since you're in college, you're likely seeing the worst of it. I know when I was in college my view of file-swapping was much more grim than it is now. College students have the combination of being techno-savvy and having less money than outlets for their cash...
Jane contends that file-swapping is going to cause the record industry to implode. While I'm not going to argue for the viability of the record industry, I will state that if they go, it won't be because a bunch of college students don't want to pay for CDs. Consider the following:
When I was ten or so, I used to always keep my boom box recording the radio when I was listening to it. That way, whenever I heard a song I liked, I'd have it on tape. Copy it from one tape to another and I'm all set. I didn't pay for it because I was ten and broke.
When I was fourteen or so, my friends had more disposable income than I did, so they'd buy CDs. I used to borrow them and make a copy onto tape for myself. I'd never pay for it because the money wasn't there.
When I was twenty, I'd rent Japanese Animation and make copies of it. I had two VCRs expressly for that purpose. For a $2 rental and part of $2 blank tape, I had a copy of any show I could get my hands on. I even made spiffy labels for them to make them look more like the original.
When I was twenty-two, I'd set up my Napster queue to record over 100 songs periodically. My collection bloated into thousands of songs. I rarely purchased the CDs. I didn't have the money. Nor did my brother when he was twenty-two. He made copies of his friends' CDs.
These days I have a CD burner. I have 80 or so CDs burned. I create special labels so that I can recognize them in the car without having to read my dreadful handwriting. They include track lists and usually a picture of the artist along with a logo. Except... I own the songs. I just want to be able to reorder them and cut out the songs I don't like. All those artists I downloaded off of Napster? I'm buying their CDs one by one. When I'm not in the car, I like having them here. I like having the booklets. I like the jewel case and the pressing job. I like the increased sound quality. I just bought a Train CD. I already had all the tracks on it. Unlike before, I can afford it.
Now, if you look in my closet you'll see a T-shirt that has Phil Pritchett's emblem. I paid $20 for it. I could have had it made myself for $15. I could have bought a generic shirt for $5. Yet I bought his. Why? So I can walk around saying to the world "I THINK PHIL PRITCHETT IS THE GREATEST!" so that the world can scream back "WHO THE %^!% IS PHIL PRITCHETT?" Did I buy it so that I could be a walking billboard? That seems awfully silly.
But you know what? When it comes to music I like I am a silly person. So are most people. Why pay $15 for a CD when you can just copy it off a friend's tape? But people did. Why pay $15 for a CD when you can buy it and then sell it, have a tape copy, and save $5? People do. Why would people spend $30 to go sit on the grass half a mile away from their favorite performer just so they can watch him on a huge screen and listen to songs they already have? People do.
That's the funny thing about art. It makes people silly.
Prior to Napster, it was people like me, not the kid I was in college, buying the CDs. In her comments section, Jane points out that after Napster, CD sales dropped. That's true, though they actually didn't start dropping until Napster was in real trouble. Then, after Napster, it became
really hard to share files for a while. Sales never picked up. In fact, no matter how easy or difficult it's been to swap music (it's not remarkably easy even now), sales sail constantly downward. One change of direction is not necessarily demonstrative of a cause-effect. Could be, or it could be that people like me ($75 in the last two months on CDs) are pissed at the record industry for being called criminals and placing added emphasis on independent artists? Or perhaps because music lovers now have new ways of discovering music (of that $75, $30 were by signed artists, the rest by people I ran across elsewhere). People no longer have to listen to corporate radio thanks to the Internet, so their dominance on the market has fallen.
A few years ago it was the widely held belief that comic books were going the way of the past. Sales were so down, everyone thought, and the Internet was probably going to drive comics out of business.. I noticed something was wrong with that theory when I noticed that while titles were being cancelled left and right, comic shops weren't going out of business (a few were, but nowhere near the proportion that sales were falling). A closer investigation revealed that while the big name Marvel and DC books were doing poorly, small independent companies were popping up left and right. Because multipurpose shops were closing down, places that sold comics were selling a much, much wider variety, thus giving consumers more options than just the big two.
Sometimes cause-and-effect is not what it seems.
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During my adventures on hiatus, I read
this jarring piece by Justin Weitz. Not to detract from its seriousness, but it just reminded me of something humorous.
Before becoming an amateur novelist, I was an amateur comic book writer. Some day, if you're really lucky, I'll show you all the
Adventures of Shadowguy. One of the challenges often is coming up with names for superheroes. All the good ones are taken all the way from Superman to the Ambush Bug. There are certain variations you can do using words that go well as prefixes and suffixes to other suffixes and prefixes. For instance, take Night-, Black-, Shadow-, Dark- and -Hawk, and -Wing and you come up with:
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Nighthawk
Nightman
Blackwing
Blackhawk
Blackman
Shadowhawk
Shadowwing
Shadowman
Darkhawk
Darkwing
Darkman
I bring this up because to demonstrate that, indeed, all the good names (except the weakest of the above) are taken. Which leads to some pretty rotten names. One of which is Stan Lee's recent creation,
The Accusor. Cool logo, dreadful name. Dreadful because what good is a superhero who just accuses.
So I could envision this guy just going up to someone saying "I accuse you!" (which is why Justin's post reminded me of it) and then going away. Perhaps someday I will include some variation of The Accusor I guess substantively, it's not much different from one of my favorites,
The Huntress. But at least, presumably, the Huntress is hunting someone for a
reason. People get accused of crap all the time. Now, to be a hunter, predator, punisher, avenger,
those are things to be. But Accusor? The imagery of someone going around accusing people just isn't compelling. That it's just that Mason fellow's job to go around accusing people seems, well, pointless.
Then again, it was a pointless series, so I guess it fits.
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Where I talk about the book. As Poster Girl (against direct orders, btw) posted, I did reach and surpass the goal of 50k twice over for a grand total of 113,675 words. I went to a
NaNoWriMo function last night and was duly despised for my progress. It was great!
More seriously, it was a lot of hard work, but the payback has been enormous. It will doubtlessly help me get back to work on my pre-NaNoWriMo novel with increased efficiency, but mostly it's having a second (or third) feather in my cap and having all the hard work that I've done show for something. There were nights I wanted to go out and days that I wanted to do nothing, but there's something cathartic about doing it even when you don't want to. Pushing yourself. That's where a lot of writers who don't finish fall short.
It's very easy to get discouraged.
After I hit 50k I took a step back and a day off to look at where the story was and where it was going and realized that dispite meeting my goal, I was falling further and further behind. I not only wanted to get 50k words, but I wanted to finish. One without the other wouldn't have meant much for me. I did the math and realized I was looking at 45k more words minimum. There was no way I'd be able to write that. So I decided to make each story day (a bulk of the novel takes place over this past month... long story) shorter. Ultimately, that didn't happen, but I went above and beyond the "required" 95k and scraped across the finish line.
Before I forget, I'd like to mention the success of another NaNoWriMo member that I was given the pleasure of conversing with throughout the second half of the exercise. She finished a day ahead of schedule for a total of just over 50k. How she caught my attention? She's 13. Despite the pride in what I managed to accomplished, I am literally just as proud of her as I am myself. When I was 13, I had not written so much as a novel outline. So kudos to Miss Nicole for a job well done.
For a detailed analysis of how my work progressed overtime, click
here and go to the Chart Tab and see it in graphical format. The Goal tabs show on a day to day basis how I did in comparison to the three goals (the official 50k one, my personal 75k one, and my adjusted 100k one). The November was a plot outline that I had to use once I realized how far behind I was getting and "3 Days" was the hour-by-hour monitoring of my progress over the last three days. I know, I know, charts and graphs. Exciting stuff.
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It almost sounds too ?Star Trek? to be possible: A multipurpose cell phone that also serves as an FM radio, walkie-talkie, garage door opener and TV remote control.
This is just wonderful. Given the degree to which all electronics hate my guts and thwart me at every corner, with
this new invention, a whole new list of possibilities open up.
Just think of the possibilities:
I use my cell phone to try to call the pizza place for me and a lady friend and the next thing I know my TV is turned over to the porn channel
I arrive at my folks house at 3am so that Dad and I can have our traditional Saturday morning breakfast together and my phone rings. I answer it and my car alarm goes off, waking up the entire sleepy suburb. I try to the car alarm off and the garage door opens and now I've woken up my friends by accidentally calling them.
I try to turn on the radio and accidentally call an ex-girlfriend I left on my cell phone log for sentimental reasons.
Me being me, I'll find a hundred more ways to screw this up.
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Until recently,
Baylor University didn't allow dancing. Now they do. They shouldn't have carelessly let that cat out of the bag so easily. If they'd strategized, they could have applied a sin tax and just waited for the financial windfall, like the
Brits.
buy cheap softwarecheap softwareoem softwarecheap adobe acrobatHigh-Speed Chases and the "We Must Do Something" Complex
R. Alex Whitlock
I finished up around 6 last night so I decided to watch some TV and relax. MSNBC Investigates had a special on high speed chases. Accidents that occur in high speed chases are definitely tragic. While I definitely have my opinions on them and the tradeoffs involved, I recognize that it is a complex issue and that there is a third dimension that my personal "Send the message that you will follow them to Hell and back and running away will get them nowhere" doesn't cover and I found that part of the show to be very interesting. They showed the tactics some departments are taking to avoid the high speed chases such as inconspicuously watching them and trapping them later. Very interesting stuff.
Thus it was amazing to me that even after some effective ways were demonstrated, the nitwit airhead of a host clutched on to the same logic all night:
High speed chases injur and hurt people
High speed chases are bad
Cops have the power to not chase anyone
Cops are therefore responsible
Cops must therefore not chase anymore so no one gets hurt.
There was never any acknowledgement that, for instance, chases are ever a good idea. He spoke fawningly of a couple burgs that have No-Chasing-Ever policies, as if were such as unquestionably a benign policy as No Running In The Hallways of grade school. One, which didn't have any plan other than letting the criminals get away was lauded just as much of another one that wanted to cut down on high speed chases and so developed an entire plan on how they might be avoided while still catching the fleeing drivers. There was no distinction made between these two departments. All that mattered was less high speed chases.
This logic is flawed for two reasons that pop immediately into mind. First of all, it makes the assumption that the chases carry no intrinsic value. The casualties are the only thing that they accomplish. Secondly, even when the other person is caught, they directly measure what that person did as compared to the results of the chase, as if everyone knew beforehand how they would compare to one another. You can't go into every chase with weighing what they did against the worst possible result because that's rarely going to happen. Instead, you have to take chances. Why? Because letting people believe that if they just run away from a cop they'll escape is bad policy! This was never acknowledged.
Secondly, it places the burden of the results on the cops that pursue the fleeing drivers rather than the drivers themselves. In My Perfect World, if someone is killed while a cop is chasing you, you get charged with Manslaughter. Even if it wasn't you that hit the person. Instead, the airheaded nitwit gleefully proclaimed that a woman in Nebraska who was a passenger in a fleeing vehicle was awarded $120,000 from the police department that chased the driver. So she's in a car with a driver that flees from the police (instead of, you know, pulling over) and ends up getting into an accident trying to evade the police and it's the fault of the department.
Oh well, at least "something is being done."
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